Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Asil Nadir found guilty of Polly Peck theft

Former Polly Peck tycoon Asil Nadir has been found guilty of three counts of theft by a jury at the Old Bailey.

Nadir, 71, had been charged with 13 counts of theft of £34m from Polly Peck International between 1987 and 1990.

The jury is continuing to deliberate over nine further allegations of theft, having been directed by the judge that they can come to a majority decision.

He has also been cleared of one count. Mr Nadir was due to stand trial in 1993 but left for northern Cyprus.

He returned to the UK in 2010 to face the charges against him.

Stewart Francis's Posh and Becks joke Fringe 'funniest'

Comedian Stewart Francis has won an award for the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.

The deadpan Canadian funnyman was given the prize by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel put a selection of their favourites to a public vote.

He won for the joke: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

The British King of the one-liner, Tim Vine, took the runner-up spot for the second year in a row.

Vine, who won the award two years ago, appears twice in the list of 10 jokes compiled by the TV channel, as does Francis.

The top jokes were:

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know why."

6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

A name from the past, Phyllis Diller snuffs it http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19326640

my post 17991 gu kaila . the woman in the dock is a women prisoner .
now it is in the paper ,

the women saying there where raped from sweden are ladys of the night .
assange as been set up by . and we know who is behind that

will the people involved in setting up assange going to be charged .
a blind man on a galloping horse on a foggy night can see the truth .
and this gov of ours is playing there game .america run the uk .
and we try to tell the rest of the world to fight for justice what a bloody joke
the uk as become

Well stop voting for them then you silly sausage -):

vote UKIP the torys are liars

Righteo!

I hope that catch these dregs of society - Boy raped at Manchester Debenhams after Arndale Centre abduction

the police are all at the embassy seating down counting there pay for seating on there backsides . when crime for the normal working class is out of control but then again the police would not turn up till its all over.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19334292

Any chance of a retrial ? thought not

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19331779

Did the Police have to dis-arm them before they could arrest them , legally they didn't have a leg to stand on said a Police spokesperson.

aid murder by the gov slave is not murder .if this was the case TONY BLAIR SHOULD BE HUNG he with bush murderer thousands in the dead of night dropping bombs on innocent people and no action taken . a man set up by the USA and this gov jump .
the uk is becoming a laughing joke . yet this GOV that have been saying now for 10 years that they will deport the hate preatcher ABU QATADA and he is a terrorist .
not a whistblower so to all if you become a whistleblower you may end up dead.

too all whistleblowers you could end up dead . you will be set up by the powers above the law

Report from France.

Weather is good and the French and Dutch when offered Cameron, laughed and said I should keep the buffoon.


But, I see Dreamcatcher's dream team of "Dave and Georgie Boy" with his coaltion government of dreamers are creating a new nightmare scenario.


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UK government borrows £600m in July as tax receipts dip

Economic Secretary to the Treasury Chloe Smith: "What these figures show is the importance of sticking to the government's plan"

The UK government unexpectedly had to borrow money in July, traditionally a good month for tax receipts.

Borrowing to cover the gap between spending and revenue was £600m in July, the Office for National Statistics said. There was a surplus of £2.8bn in the same month a year earlier.

The Treasury blamed disappointing corporation tax receipts.

Unexpectedly only for this bunch of coalition failures.
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Back to my glass of wine on a warm evening.

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Alds,

Be careful what you write about Human rights, Even you may need their protection sometime.

The disabled have a sense of humour as well , they can stand up for themselves ?

Just in case someone objects to what i posted .

Fred why don't you just do us all a favour and stay in France if it's that great. You are becoming (no cancel that, more fxxxing boring) with your anti British spiel. Welsh twxt, sorry Dil.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19340264

Are the Police acting like the Gestapo ? 1984 Big Brother is watching you

Watch out Chris , they will be around your house for calling him a Welsh twxt

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/21/police-investigate-racist-rant-london-bus-white-people_n_1818769.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D123401

Worse then i thought just a drunken women , what are they going to do apart from wasting tax payers money and Police and court's time .

white people want “to be f***ing black, they all put fat in their lips and their bottoms and sit down on the sun bed to be black.”

She as got a point there , she must watch " The only way is Essex "