Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Yeah Jimmy,
Pete Waterman. Wasn't he the hitman?
Time for my medication.

Bit of a poof if you ask me..

medication kicked in yet, alan?

It takes a while Boz. Getting the child proof top off while wearing a straitjacket is a real bugger.

With head and one leg uncontrollably twitching.

oh dear! alan's not got "elvis leg" syndrome, has he?

No , but he has got Presley Pelvis!!! (FNAR, FNAR).

Cant you tell that the markets are slow today !! - Morning Guys

baza

Morning Baza,
Go short on Crosby. Theres a whisper Stills and Nash are going to tour without him.
Alan

Right that's 3 000000 short on Crosby ,Cheers alan ,what with my Nigerian investments and your tips i feel this is going to be a great end to the year.

what are you chaps gibbing Crosby for???? i will glady take the other side!

this thread is the most enjoyable at the moment...the pictures are a bonus and the chatter is an mundane as it is amusing! alan for thread president...any seconds for that motion?

Not President.
Generalissimo Father of the People and Glorious survivor and architect of the glorious peoples revolution of Purple Thursday (theres been enough Black days).
El Presidente of the Glorious Democratic republic of NOWT.
Our economy will be crap, but our womens shot put team will be world beaters. Already got a sponsorship deal for them with Gillette.
Alan

seconded. al for presleydent.

not so much cameltoe, more like camelhoofs.

That guts wearing his arse at the front!!!!!

Often wondered where Presley kept his burgers during performances.

well now we know where he kept his buns. but where did he keep his slices of beef? doesn't bear thinking about.......

That a knife in his hand then? Think he swallowed 'em.

morning chocolat. i didn't think you did daytimes.