- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

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Ah Little Willie - thank you, that's put a smile on my face :>)
My Ex was returning to his youth when we spilt up complete with the
younger bit of 'fluff' - so I guess you could say he started it and
I finished it, in a manner of speaking.
:>)
Who wants another glass of cab Sauv? Priscilla..??

Hil this one is for you as you love the old footie:-)

The French News Agency reports that Yasser Arafat has died. He is now lying in state wearing a Newcastle shirt, Glasgow Rangers shorts and Lazio socks. Apparently his last wish was to be buried in the Gazza strip

That would be lovely, thanks Bun!

Funny, I haven't thought about my ex for a minor ice age.. (which is about as old as the creature he had been seeing during our brief time together). I made a 'lucky guess' at our first Christmas together and I was gone by Boxing Day. My reasoning was simple. He was old enough to know right from wrong and if he couldn't choose between us, I could!

About ten years ago I saw him coming towards me along Regent Street and he walked straight past - without even recognizing me when I was close enough to touch him! I was jubilant!! His shirt buttons were straining to keep in the blubber and he was doing that bloke thing of pretending he could still fit into those trousers by wearing them below the beer belly he now had!

She's welcome to him.

Priscilla,
You know it's really odd - but my Ex has also put on a hell of a lot
of stomach since he's been with his new partner too.

He used to care about his appearance but now seems he's not
bothered - silly man, cos with the age gap being very much against him,
he may need to be a little more careful about himself and his 'upkeep'
then he seems to think. Oh well it's his problem....
When we were watching Live-Aid all those years ago, from our sparcely
furnished, extremely mortgage home, she would still
have been playing with her barbie dolls!
(Sorry chaps, it's a girl moan session in progress, it does us good!)
;>)

bunny
Its called contentment

No, Jeff. It's called hilarious. At least women buy the next size up. Men just put the belt a notch tighter and think they are cool wearing the same 'hipsters' as their sons! So sad.

;>) Jeff!!

Spot on bunny,i did think about buying a pair of jeans ,,the one`s with the paint marks on , but just could not do it , thank god. But i have seen 50 year old blokes with them on,,how sad.

And such a true observation Priscilla - but I must hasten to add
not all gentlemen behave in this manner, some are actually nice,
compassionate, genuine and sensible members of the human race.

Any actually found answering that description and of course being suitably
single and ideally not gay, can be posted to:
The Bunny and Priscilla Fund,
C/O The Tea-Rooms
Investors Board
MoneyAM

Thank you...
;>)

Must have own teeth, own hair and a pulse.

I thought women moved a shop up until they reach Evans, dieting all the way.

Why do women buy shoes that clearly dont fit. Often followmomen to the station with shoes either two sizes too big or too small. Its like they didnt have their size but they just had to have them.

While we are on the subject

A woman falls in love with you because she like you as you are. You get married and she systematically changes you into something else. Then 5 years down the line she says "Your not the same man I married"

LOL

TIM

High Fives mate

Good evening all. A blue day today, great fun.

Stockbunny
Your post 18294 is such an accurate description of me I just don't know what to say! I'm afraid that you and Priscilla will just have to get in the queue but you would have to fight my missus first.

Priscilla
If it is you putting the 'fluence on DYS, just keep on doing it. I might be able to retire yet.

Socs
All the girls have gone off to prepare a nice dinner for their better halfs

Ah Socs - sadly you do not fit the list of requirements, by this
I am not questioning that all your teeth are your own, but sadly
due to the additional feature on your CV (that of 'The Missus')
you are regretably not suitable for inclusion in our fund.
;>) So what can we get you - trifle possibly??

T-I-M and JeffMack - the counter offensive move was good but not
that good up against the blubber waistline arguement.
(So our rook takes your bishop guys)
;>)

Stockbunny
I wouldn't be averse to trifling with you!

Behave yourself Sir - you're taken, so it's sherry trifle only...
;>)

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