- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Must have own teeth, own hair and a pulse.

I thought women moved a shop up until they reach Evans, dieting all the way.

Why do women buy shoes that clearly dont fit. Often followmomen to the station with shoes either two sizes too big or too small. Its like they didnt have their size but they just had to have them.

While we are on the subject

A woman falls in love with you because she like you as you are. You get married and she systematically changes you into something else. Then 5 years down the line she says "Your not the same man I married"

LOL

TIM

High Fives mate

Good evening all. A blue day today, great fun.

Stockbunny
Your post 18294 is such an accurate description of me I just don't know what to say! I'm afraid that you and Priscilla will just have to get in the queue but you would have to fight my missus first.

Priscilla
If it is you putting the 'fluence on DYS, just keep on doing it. I might be able to retire yet.

Socs
All the girls have gone off to prepare a nice dinner for their better halfs

Ah Socs - sadly you do not fit the list of requirements, by this
I am not questioning that all your teeth are your own, but sadly
due to the additional feature on your CV (that of 'The Missus')
you are regretably not suitable for inclusion in our fund.
;>) So what can we get you - trifle possibly??

T-I-M and JeffMack - the counter offensive move was good but not
that good up against the blubber waistline arguement.
(So our rook takes your bishop guys)
;>)

Stockbunny
I wouldn't be averse to trifling with you!

Behave yourself Sir - you're taken, so it's sherry trifle only...
;>)

Whats the single biggest reason for women losing their sex drive




































Wedding cake

Oh so in other words it's the bloke fault then JeffMack?
Assuming she's married a bloke at this wedding and it's not someone
else's wedding in which case of course she's got to be somewhat
restrained, I mean, after all you can't attend a wedding and not
'behave' whilst your there - time and place and all that.....
Or am I missing the subtle point you may be trying to make......





Oh yes..I've got it...so he puts on too much weight from eating
said wedding cake! Of course...................................



Female logic (aka how to avoid the point being made) don't you love it!!
;>)

Well I'm outta here now - view to cooking dinner etc
(Jeffie will have a field day with that I know!! LOL)
Have a great evening all and remember keep an eye open for
contributions to Priscilla's and my fund. :>)

Evening all, spent much of the day up some scaffolding with a builder putting in a new lintel on our house, done about half of one and we have got 8 to do, after that loads of repointing, i wish i hadnt volunteered to help.

Right time for the coffee room, see if i can find someone to talk about dual processors ;-)

PS P any more Lemon Drizzle available for me and lambykins?
PPS Lambykins has just updated his website...

Evening all.

Just read through a few missed posts and we do have a fine and varied selection, which have given me a right giggle.

Age differences - men often start with older women and trade them in for the newer models as the male ages. It works very well!

Clothing - nice set of pants, Hil. I won't ask if they are worn with the wellies! ROFLMAO!

Pris - Spaceman also confused my good self with the tech bit - you are not alone!

Jules - love the Gazza Strip joke. It never takes long does it? ;-)))))

I'll have a swift espresso before heading out into a fair gale. What am I doing up here at this time of year - gotta be mad!

I have warned the wife that if she ever reaches size 24 I will trade her in for two size 12s

Bunny, can I possibly join the Priscilla and Bunny fund (I qualify x2!!)

PS My husbands have got much thinner!

Is it the stress they're under, JJ? ;-)))

Yes Al - ski-ing in the Winter in the Alps from his Swiss chalet and golf and tennis in the sunshine at his Florida home!