Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

stan did you not see the news . on the bbc .
any one who buys food from a takeaway curry must be off thereheads .
as skinny says drunk no wonder cancer is getting worse ever year. in young people .
I would never eat theshite. I like to no what I am eating.

Stan - the precaution is the chilli sauce! :-)

Good to see you buying VOD Tanker!

Anybody eaten squirrel? (Knowingly.)

I didn't see that Tanks but surely you can't tar all takeaways with the same brush can you? if you want some sort of guidance I suggest only eating from takeaways that have a restaurant attached and note what the clientele are like and how well that establishment is doing, Also generally take as a good sign when Indians eat in an Indian restaurant etc.

Re Squirrels, I don't think so Fred, but have seriously thought of doing so. Hold on though, is it not illegal to eat them ?

Rats too problematic in detecting disease to consider eating for most I expect Fred.

I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject then Skinny -):

Stan - I haven't had one for years - decades even, but there is something about them that is alluring after a certain time on a Friday night (apparently).

Skinny, With a lot of chippys closing earlier these days I suppose its a matter of diminishing choices for late nighters now.

Also - I don't think 'rat' is what is was!

I posted this at the time - The man who invented the doner kebab has died

Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87.
Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner kebab nearly 40 years ago.

skinny yes I do like vodka my favorite tipple

stan I take it that you are a old tory like myself .
well I ashamed to admit it these days with a CAMERON AND OSBORNE who are nothing but LIARS . they will not get my familys vote again . they are a pair of simpletons who need to be kicked out before they complete wreck the party .
they are the worst pair that I have ever seen in govenment . they have made
the uk a CESSPIT of corruption.

I have sent e mails to 6 MPs and two to cameron they have not relied .
that about sums up these liars.

"stan I take it that you are a old tory like myself ." How dare you sir! I am neither a Tory (spit) or am I old thank you very much.. well not very anyway, Bleeding cheek that's ruined my day. However I can not possibly argue with your considered assessment of the two Bullington gits! Save for them to be "kicked out before they ruin the party" I say they must stay -):

I think after the USA election, if, or more likely when, Mitt Romney is rejected he could apply for Nick or Dave's job.

I think he would go down a bomb with the present tory cabinet, and futuristic R/wing.

They wouldn't need the "moderate" Nick any longer.

Romany is their leader is he? Begs the question, What the hell are the rest of the Republicans/Tories like?

French leaders sound alarm over planned Mohammad cartoons

PARIS | Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:39am BST

(Reuters) - The French government has called for restraint after learning that a satirical weekly plans to publish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad on Wednesday just as an anti-Islam video has ignited Muslim protests around the globe.

The Paris offices of the paper, Charlie Hebdo, were firebombed last November after it published a mocking caricature of Mohammad, and in 2005 Danish cartoons of the Prophet sparked a wave of protests across the Muslim world in which at least 50 people were killed.

7 questions on movie one-liners

You're an elderly person who is deemed to be in need of care. The government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do?

This plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison..... where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. This will keep the rest on their toes!

Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax.

...Is this a great country or what? -):

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I wasn't being serious MN... Anyway nice to read you back -):

Jesus had a wife?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jesus-had-wife-newly-discovered-gospel-suggests-202727064.html

Don't be such a lazy Tory H/S, make it active.

Stan.

8-)

I wondered why you were buying that gun.

I am not sure about having N..... in the next cell.