Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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I wasn't being serious MN... Anyway nice to read you back -):

Jesus had a wife?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jesus-had-wife-newly-discovered-gospel-suggests-202727064.html

Don't be such a lazy Tory H/S, make it active.

Stan.

8-)

I wondered why you were buying that gun.

I am not sure about having N..... in the next cell.

Hays,

Poor B.

I have got one of those too.

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I have just ducked.

.. Been practicing on the Squirrels Fred -):

Stan
I did it that way as I posted it from a tablet and it is more difficult. I have edited it on a PC now.

Fair enough H/S, I didn't know, humble apologies.

Haystack - that last post says so much about your (our) age! :-)

"Jesus had a wife?" Good job you put a ? at the end H/S or you may have started another war in the current climate -):

Is Stockwatch up the spout or is it a very slow day today?

I could ask whose wife di he have, but I wouldn't dare.

Interesting to see France slamming on its security.

I thought Tanker was provocative, but Charlie Hebdo is exceptional!

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19646748


France in embassy alert over Prophet Muhammad cartoons
Stephane "Charb" Charbonnier, editor of Charlie Hebdo, answers questions in Paris, 19 September Charlie Hebdo's editor defended his magazine's decision to publish the cartoons

Charlie Hebdo and its satirical role

Security is being increased at France's interests abroad after a French satirical magazine published obscene cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad.

French embassies, consulates, cultural centres and international French schools in some 20 countries will be closed on Friday as a precaution.

Amazing - Baby birth shock for soldier on Afghanistan deployment

A British servicewoman has given birth to a baby boy in Afghanistan having not realised she was pregnant.

"Mother and baby are both in a stable condition," said the Ministry of Defence, following the birth on Tuesday in Camp Bastion, Helmand province.

The woman, a Royal Artillery gunner who has not been named by the MoD, only learned she was about to give birth after complaining of stomach pains.

The child was conceived before she arrived in Afghanistan in March.

Electric car money benefiting 'handful of motorists', MPs say

Government spending of £11m to encourage people to drive electric cars has benefited only a "handful of motorists", MPs have said.

They also warned the scheme was being used to subsidise second cars for more affluent households.

In a report, the Transport Select Committee questioned whether this represented a good use of public money.

The government offers grants of up to £5,000 towards the cost of plug-in cars in a bid to reduce carbon emissions.

New Apple maps app under fire from users

Inaccuracies and misplaced towns and cities in Apple's new map software have provoked anger from users.

In June Apple announced it would stop using Google Maps in favour of its own system, created using data from navigation specialist TomTom.

Apple is yet to comment on the complaints about the software, which comes already installed on the new iPhone.

TomTom said it provided only data and was not responsible for how it worked.

Some stunning photgraphs here, especially the series starting @5:20 :-

Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2012

Philippines outlaws cybersex and 'cam girls'

The Philippines has outlawed cybersex and online sex video chat.

Cybersex involves women - "cam girls"- chatting and performing sexual acts in front of webcams for internet clients.

It is a growing industry in many parts of the world, and often young women and under-age girls are forced into it.

Anyone breaking the law faces a fine of 250,000 Philippine pesos ($6,000; £3,700) and a jail term of up to six months.

Nick’s recent conversion to the truth and humility reminds me of “I tawt I taw a pussycat creeping up on me”.

I believe the latter was the a No 1. I can’t imagine Nick making it again to No 1.


Also, was nice to hear Merv’s support of failed government policy and suggesting that he thought that “cuts” should now be slowed down. Of course, as he always thought a possibility.

Seems, to me, he is a lying “Boy”. (I had thought him to be an honest broker.)

The intention of Osborne, was seen by many, from his first budget, to be to prolong the “bust” for 3 years and then “boom” into the next election.

The problem is that the fuse is longer than he imagine and would end in a damp squib.

Like Clegg and Cameron, he has blown it.

The economic figures over the next few months will show this.

Why can’t the tories swallow their pride and replace Osborne by Vince. At least he dosen’t have an understanding of the UK economic problems and may introduce some remedial actions.

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Which school and club did Merve attend in his youth?

"Why can’t the tories swallow their pride and replace Osborne by Vince. At least he dosen’t have an understanding of the UK economic problems and may introduce some remedial actions."

Not only he "dosen't" have an understanding of the UK economic problems he also has a huge ego i.e. he thinks he is a clever clogs and knows it all. Put a pretty bird in front of him with a microphone and he will shoot himself - and his party - in the foot.