If only everything in life was as reliable as paperclips, Oblo.
Even my prediction in June (-ish - I can't remember and I'm not going to scroll through 6,000-odd posts to find out) about the SEO share price drop was way off target - I said 6p by the end of August, and we're at 4.8p already with 30 days left. Where will it end?
You have a wife and a girlfriend, Kim? Bit selfish, isn't it, when there are singletons out there who'd like to have some company without being forced to don t' gumboots and trudge up t't' North Field of a night.