Golddog
- 23 Jan 2003 13:39
This_is_me
- 12 Nov 2004 10:59
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Wenger vows not to be left with egg on his face
Arse Wenger
ARSE WENGER answered the phone in his office. Oui? Wotcha, Arse, its Mario here at Upper Street Pizzas. Your usual order for tonight? Five Margheritas, five Four Seasons and a Hawaiian with extra pineapple? The Frenchman pondered, but not for long. The lads had let themselves down last time, they knew that. For a team whose backbone not to mention T-bone, marrowbone and wishbone was rooted in the rich culinary traditions of Larousse Gastronomique, hurling glorified Italian open sandwiches was positively paysan.
A slow smile spread across the managers normally taciturn features. Thank you, Mario, but that will not be necessary, he said. We have made other arrangements . . .
ON THE team coach from the airport to Old Trafford, Wenger addressed his players or commis chefs, as he liked to think of them. Very well, gentlemen. Dennis is on his way up by train as we speak, whipping up egg whites and melted chocolate. His Weapons of Mousse Destruction, he likes to call them. As to the rest of our, er, arsenal Thierry, you have the baguettes? Robert, the jambon de bayonne? Patrick, the Roquefort? Sol, the nutmeg? The big defender bristled indignantly. Look, that little Scouse git was past me before I could . . . Realisation dawned. Er, sorry, boss. Yeah, check.
brockman
- 12 Nov 2004 11:04
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We don't think of you as a greyhound Pooch, as long as your nose is cold ;o)
Tim, is that today's menu per chance?
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:10
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Had to get my French phrase book out to read that post Tim. :-)
brockie, My nose maybe cold, rather chilly at times but the other bits of me are very warm indeedy.
Fundamentalist
- 12 Nov 2004 11:11
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morning all - bit hung over this am
TIM lol
brockman
- 12 Nov 2004 11:14
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Black coffee for Fundi!
Pooch we know you have one of those all weather doggy blankets, do the straps chaff?
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:16
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morning Fundy, i see your back to your usuall self being, i.e. we can see you now!
I have just seen what i'm buying for Hilary this Xmas.....Festive rubber gloves.
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hilary
- 12 Nov 2004 11:18
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They're no good, Poochy. I don't do dishes.
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:19
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brockie, I do love a bit of strap chaffing.
Hilary, How sweet! we both gave each other a picy at the same time, except yours is just a box?
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:19
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ok i can see it now. :-)
brockman
- 12 Nov 2004 11:23
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Nope, not working for me Hilary,
It's the trap door to the cellar, x marking the spot!
stockbunny
- 12 Nov 2004 11:34
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Morning Folks!
Yes JJ you are more then welcome to join the Fund - I see we haven't
received any contributions yet, note the word is contributions and not
donations! LOL
Ok from now on its the Bunny, JJ and Priscilla Fund then - the order
is simply based on alphabetical order and not a pecking order by the way!
Nothing wrong with an Ex-Wives club Pooch - we'll just rent a table in the
corner from time to time and promise you guys we wont try and influence
your good lady wives to join us.
Al - well it's a good job we love you or that remark about men,
women and age might have got you hauled into a bath of ice cubes!
;>)
Ok not too positive on the markets today, but a few bright spots
any tea left in the pot?
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:37
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Oh goodie my favourite bunny is in, you just sit back and i will bring you a cuppa in your special mug.
stockbunny
- 12 Nov 2004 11:41
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Ahh Poochy!!!! Come here and give me a great big Poochy hug!!!!
:>)
jeffmack
- 12 Nov 2004 11:43
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I will get a bucket of water ready
Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 11:48
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One big poochy hug coming up bunny, and hope you like your tea.
jeffers, you can have a poochy hug to.
stockbunny
- 12 Nov 2004 12:25
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You fancy a shower then Jeffie (bucket of water..)
Listen I miss the Pooch when he's not about, he's a sweety!!
:>)
I need to go and eat - back shortly!
hilary
- 12 Nov 2004 12:29
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Golddog
- 12 Nov 2004 12:47
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You can have one in the header if you wish Hilary.
Nearly lunch time and i feel rather meaty. a slash of ham with cheese i think.
jeffmack
- 12 Nov 2004 12:52
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Hilary
PDL 1 by christmas