- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Me problem is trying to stop girls tearing Me clothes off!!

Jeffmack - doesn't that mean I have to hang around for the delivery? I don't have a "her indoors" to do it for me!

What is it about waiting for someone to turn up - I don't know about anyone else, but it's always when I need to be somewhere else - on the golf course, out riding, mountain biking, walking, jogging, at a committee meeting, visiting family or friends, working at one of my 3 part-time jobs etc. etc.

t i m - you've not put anything on your user settings - are you shy? (or just hopeful!)

2 cold showers a day, will help cool you all down! This morning feels even hotter! I have a nice white cotten dress (ironically for it's for a man!) I boughtin Egypt which covers everything and is really cooling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

Jeff

How do you like my sombrero?


[:-)


Socco

V. Nice Socs, now cover up your gonads

OK Jeff, no sooner said than done. There was a severe risk of getting them sunburned which doesn't bear thinking about. That's why I covered them with Factor 1 million sunblocker, chocolate sauce to you.

Not so hot here today, only 79F at present, it was 84F by this time yesterday. Earlier we had a short sharp crash bang wallop session, I quite like storms usually but I wasn't struck by this one!

Cheltenham lost its record then Socs

It's 88F indoors at the moment! Made some cherry & orange icecream yesterday, supposed to make mango & lemon today, but I haven't the energy - only enough to eat it... maybe in a day or two.....

:-)

Jeff

Bloddy roasting down here in Soton!!

Bolly out of stock and I am issed off!! :-)

Busy trying to find a good wholesaler on the Web:-(

Jeff

Little woman

I have not put anything on Me user settings since Me wouldn't want to distract the girls from the serious discussions on this thread!

It managed just above 90F in our kitchen this afternoon, most of which was spent in a cooking in the sun. I'm not sure what the children did, but they don't seem to have wrecked anything!

Kids wreck everything!!
Mine start schooo in four weeks time!!

Can't wait!!

Bliss awaits!

Jeff

Day Traders Tactics!

1. Dont't trade and drink!

2. Don't trade and row with the wife!

3. Don't trade when the kid's are in the office!

4. Never borrow money to trade!

5. Trend is your mate!

6. Croc is your first read in the morning!

7. And FCUCK the dailey papers!

8. Read Croc's thread first and DECIDE!!

Good hunting in the morning!!

:-)

Jeff

POP

HT.

Jeff
You been having a bad time with your trading?

jeffmack.

Yes and good night mate

:-)

Jeff

Wow! It's been busy in here over the weekend. Why haven't you all been out on the Tea Rooms rooftoom garden doing your white bits in the sun and skinny dipping in the hot tub? I've been really quiet lonely up there on my own this weekend. At least there was plenty to eat ......... I can particularly recommend littlewillie's pork sausage on the BBQ!

Jeffmack,

Was that Mrs Mack by the stile in Devon? J's very good with websites, btw. Don't hesitate to e-mail me if you're stuck on anything.

Socs,

How's your mice?

TTFN

Hilary
Yes that was Mrs Mack. Actually I do need some help. How do I restrict access to some pages and what are the options for restricting pages, password, I/P address.

Ta

Jeff,

What will the pages contain and who are you trying to stop viewing them? If it's simply some private stuff just for close family and friends, you can put it into an obscure directory without any links to it and then you'll be the only person who knows that it's there. You can even create an offputting index page like this one if you wish and hide your goodies in a file behind that, but that's unnecessary because Pipex webspace generates a bland teasing index page automatically to prevent people nosing around directories.

I'd noticed that you were having problems with your Pipex space and Frontpage. Basically, Pipex will only work with Frontpage 98 ........ 2k is a non-starter! Even then, FP98 will only work if you turn Norton Firewall off. Once you've got past those hurdles, it's a piece of cake.

If you really want to go the password route, there are some handy scripts here.

Let me know if there's anything else.