Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

N,

Are you suggesting he was lucky or unlucky?

Is Mitchell another tory PR man?

He certainly knows how "to turn a mole hill into a mountain".

He seems to have forgotten his mission was supposed to be managing party "problems", not creating them.

Perhaps, he is demonstrating tory management skills.

Mind looking at party leadership reserves, I suppose Cameron made the best of a bad lot when he appointed him as his chief whip.

I think Miss Whiplash would have been a more appropriate appointment for this cabinet.
Perhaps, he is still on David Davis’s PM election team for part leadership.

Mn, Are you prepared to share with us why your posts keep getting removed? -):

Asian sex gangs were able to groom, pimp and traffic girls across the UK for more than a decade while authorities failed to publicly acknowledge the problem was happening, confidential documents reveal.

A dossier of internal police, social services and intelligence reports shows that agencies in South Yorkshire were aware that vulnerable girls were being abused, but a catalogue of alleged crimes were not prosecuted.

In one case, a white girl who was sexually abused by an Asian gang from the age of 12 was offered lessons in Urdu and Punjabi by her local council after her ordeal.
so the police and the council turned a blind eye to these crimes so why are they still in post and why have they not been charged with abetting a crime .
you can not believe that these so called people are there to protect the children and did nothing because they might be called racist. action must be taken to remove these from service .they are a disgrace.

you will not find this on the BBC they dont cover this crime .
they only cover if it is the other way

Who was the head of the division who knew about this?
I think they should be punished harshly.... A couple of years in prison, which can be sometimes described as a hotel, is not enough.

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Yes I know, I was only jesting.

the leader of the BNP warned the police back in 2010 and before and the police .
walked away and said it was made up by the bnp.
the press and the labour party the libs want action over mitchell
but will not speak about the raping of our children by asians why .
these police who did not do there jobs should be in prison.
and must have told more lies like at hillsbough.
the uk is a cesspit .of scared people in power to scared to speak out.

Talking of jesting, can you delete that horrible picture of Tebbit Fred as it's making me feel sick -):

Been away so missed Haystack's sad posts in real time, however a quick skim was a good laugh this morning.

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK's third language.

Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.

Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a Burqa.


Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct, and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale meat.


Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.

Britain's deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Iran still isolated. Physicists estimate at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries.. No other country comes forward.

Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032.

Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

After a ten-year, £75.8 billion study commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.

Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.

Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.

Bradford win FA Cup Final, beating Hindu Hornets 4-1.

The edge of the polar ice cap has now reached New Zealand, Scientists must continue to believe in Global warming and Evolution says New Scientist.

Lib. Dems. call for anyone not working to get 20% more money than workers due to their greater entertainment needs.

Plausible until "Bradford win FA Cup Final" - maybe in the replay!

Where are we heading to this today?

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.

I think my dog is an IMMIGRANT

Stan,

It is a Micro dot.


Use Ctr + and a magnifying glass and you can read the message more easily!


A pity tanker doesn't use the same code.

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I hear Cameron has been looking on E-bay for cheap spades.

He can't get enough of them to pass around his cabinet.

8-)

China's first aircraft carrier enters service

The 300m (990ft) Liaoning - named after the province where it was refitted - is a refurbished Soviet ship purchased from the Ukraine.

China said the vessel, which has undergone extensive sea trials, would increase its capacity to defend state interests.

For now the carrier has no operational aircraft and will be used for training.

The Liaoning was formally handed over to the navy at ceremony attended by top Chinese leaders at Dalian Port, state-run Xinhua news agency said.

I'm not sure about 'double entry book-keeping' :- 10 things readers want in a history of the world

Andrew Marr's History of the World is attempting to tell the story of civilisation in eight hour-long episodes. Last week he spoke of the difficulty of choosing what to include, and what to leave out.