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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Stan - 24 Sep 2012 14:51 - 18398 of 81564

Yes I know, I was only jesting.

TANKER - 24 Sep 2012 14:53 - 18399 of 81564

the leader of the BNP warned the police back in 2010 and before and the police .
walked away and said it was made up by the bnp.
the press and the labour party the libs want action over mitchell
but will not speak about the raping of our children by asians why .
these police who did not do there jobs should be in prison.
and must have told more lies like at hillsbough.
the uk is a cesspit .of scared people in power to scared to speak out.

Stan - 24 Sep 2012 14:53 - 18400 of 81564

Talking of jesting, can you delete that horrible picture of Tebbit Fred as it's making me feel sick -):

This_is_me - 24 Sep 2012 15:17 - 18401 of 81564

Been away so missed Haystack's sad posts in real time, however a quick skim was a good laugh this morning.

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK's third language.

Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.

Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a Burqa.


Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct, and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale meat.


Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.

Britain's deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Iran still isolated. Physicists estimate at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries.. No other country comes forward.

Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032.

Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

After a ten-year, £75.8 billion study commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.

Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.

Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.

Bradford win FA Cup Final, beating Hindu Hornets 4-1.

The edge of the polar ice cap has now reached New Zealand, Scientists must continue to believe in Global warming and Evolution says New Scientist.

Lib. Dems. call for anyone not working to get 20% more money than workers due to their greater entertainment needs.


skinny - 24 Sep 2012 15:22 - 18402 of 81564

Plausible until "Bradford win FA Cup Final" - maybe in the replay!

ahoj - 24 Sep 2012 15:40 - 18403 of 81564

Where are we heading to this today?

This_is_me - 24 Sep 2012 16:18 - 18404 of 81564

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.

I think my dog is an IMMIGRANT





This_is_me - 24 Sep 2012 16:18 - 18405 of 81564

Fred1new - 24 Sep 2012 16:20 - 18406 of 81564

Stan,

It is a Micro dot.


Use Ctr + and a magnifying glass and you can read the message more easily!


A pity tanker doesn't use the same code.

mnamreh - 24 Sep 2012 16:21 - 18407 of 81564

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Fred1new - 24 Sep 2012 17:38 - 18408 of 81564

I hear Cameron has been looking on E-bay for cheap spades.

He can't get enough of them to pass around his cabinet.

8-)

skinny - 25 Sep 2012 08:12 - 18409 of 81564

_63090961_016073982-1.jpgChina's first aircraft carrier enters service

The 300m (990ft) Liaoning - named after the province where it was refitted - is a refurbished Soviet ship purchased from the Ukraine.

China said the vessel, which has undergone extensive sea trials, would increase its capacity to defend state interests.

For now the carrier has no operational aircraft and will be used for training.

The Liaoning was formally handed over to the navy at ceremony attended by top Chinese leaders at Dalian Port, state-run Xinhua news agency said.

skinny - 25 Sep 2012 08:47 - 18410 of 81564

I'm not sure about 'double entry book-keeping' :- 10 things readers want in a history of the world

Andrew Marr's History of the World is attempting to tell the story of civilisation in eight hour-long episodes. Last week he spoke of the difficulty of choosing what to include, and what to leave out.

greekman - 25 Sep 2012 09:19 - 18411 of 81564

China still gets more than $2.5 billion a year in foreign government aid with a big slice of that coming from the UK IE our pockets.
The excuse is that China still has a huge number of very poor people, although nothing is said about the thousands of Chinese millionaires.
If a country can spend zillions of pounds on such things as belowe they should look after their own poor, if they won't why should we.
They must be laughing all the way to the sushi counter!
China spent tens of billions of dollars on a dazzling 2008 Olympics. It has sent astronauts into space. It recently became the world's second largest economy with a gdp of 7.5% projected for 2012, (UK -.5% for 2012 with a projected gdp for 2013 of .9%).

Of course when it comes to our defence, we are struggling to get even one new aircraft carrier up and running.

No wonder more and more people are becoming angry at our prolific give away our money government.

If it wasn't true, it would be funny!

skinny - 25 Sep 2012 09:22 - 18412 of 81564

For you Greek - David Cameron reaffirms UK aid pledge at United Nations

David Cameron will reaffirm his commitment to increase Britain's aid spending later, despite opposition from within his own party.

The prime minister will underline the pledge in New York, while attending the United Nations General Assembly.

greekman - 25 Sep 2012 09:41 - 18413 of 81564

Hi Skinny,

Already seen it, but every time it re-appears, I get wound up yet again.
Thanks to you, it will take another hour or two to calm down, especially after seeing this mornings news.

Anyone seen the latest ploy by Abu Hamza al-Masri and four other terrorism suspects to delay extradition to America.
It appears that if a private prosecution is taken out, it could delay the extradition, so the five terrorist may take out a private prosecution against themselves (no don't laugh, this is serious).
The government state that this won't be allowed, but knowing our feeble leaders, it just might.
I can see the results now.
After receiving legal aid they win their cases, then apply and receive victim compensation.
The government has stated that extradition could occure within weeks (don't hold your breath).
Whats wrong with putting them on a plane today, as I am sure the USA would welcome them with open arms.
Surelly all it takes is one phone call!

Make a brilliant 'Yes Abu Hamza' sit-com.

Plaintiff. Abu Hamza and others!
Defendent. Abu Hamza and others!

Fred1new - 25 Sep 2012 10:01 - 18414 of 81564

With the thought of winding Greek up.

"For you Greek - David Cameron reaffirms UK aid pledge at United Nations

David Cameron will reaffirm his commitment to increase Britain's aid spending later, despite opposition from within his own party.

The prime minister will underline the pledge in New York, while attending the United Nations General Assembly."

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If he doesn't read this posting somebody might paste and copy it again,

8-)

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PS

Concerning extradition was Mark Thatcher ever extradited?

"Equatorial Guinea seeks Mark Thatcher extradition over coup plot"

Fred1new - 25 Sep 2012 10:01 - 18415 of 81564


Another PS.

How many "Russian Millionaire Villains" are there in this country and USA who the Russians wish to extradite, but "refused" or "resisted" by the legal systems of those countries.


Again how many Israeli "hit men" or possible "war criminals" wanted in other countries for trials are protected by their "administrations".

Perhaps, it may be a solution to give the Hague International Court of Justice more power and ability to try those involved in cross border "crime".

"Those who commit crimes on a large or systematic scale should be held accountable. ICTJ’s Criminal Justice program seeks to strengthen criminal justice initiatives worldwide by providing technical assistance to those engaged in complex investigations and prosecutions and by sharing lessons learned from our field programs and research."

mnamreh - 25 Sep 2012 10:25 - 18416 of 81564

.

Fred1new - 25 Sep 2012 10:45 - 18417 of 81564

n.

8-)

I think that "Hook" is a nasty piece of works, and if some accusations against him are proven to be right would be content to see him behind bars, but I don't have much respect for some of the USA legal and judicial system.

Nor do I have much respect for some of their "penal" system.

I think this government is beginning to bend over backwards to the USA. (Cameron. like Blair is trying to get in bed with various administrations for personal "glory". The glory is "brown" not "golden".)


But, in the present dilemma, many are not protesting in favour of those wanted for extradition, but the principles involved in doing so.
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