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(Kicks the door open to see where the paper boy has got to)

Oh-er that wont go down well......time to clear out the fridge......

Hello, someone has kicked the door open again. I'm looking for someone with wet paint on his toecap!

Hope he doesn't notice my right foot is wearing just a sock.

Hmmmmm No culprit spotted yet. Nothing suspicious at all. Odd about Hopalong Keaydian though!

Over the weekend I shall be changing a couple of doors for solid oak ones. They're about 6" thick so you can kick them as much as you like. I would not advise it though, they don't give too much.

Virgin emails down again!! :-(
Guinness time :-))))

&%$!
What was that I just tripped over?!


Keaydian!


I recognise this shoe! Where is he?

Keaydian!

zzz zzz zzz, what now woman? I mean rabbit.

It's KD.

KD, not Keaydian, and who left the guinness tap on flow, hic.

Glug glug glug glug glug...................

Morning all, a bit cold today in Sevenoaks, will have to put the heating on soon ;-(

I have put the kettle on but I am not sure where the tea bags are?

Good morning all, do you like the new doors? They are solid oak and about 4 inches thick. I couldn't get the 6 inch ones but these will do. You can try to kick them open if you like, but I would not advise it without shoes on!

Anyone who is a bit frail may need assistance to open them, they weigh rather a bit. Still, they go with the period decor, don't you think?

Morning Socs, they are lovely, really nice :>)
(shoving door with both hands and feet skating about on floor trying to close it)
Lovely....give me half an hour and I'll have this one shut........

I'll oil the hinges for you Bunny..........hinges? I knew I had forgotten something.

(Kick)

Morning all.

Good morning Keaydian, why has your big toenail disappeared and would you please stop dripping blood on the carpet. It has just been cleaned you know!

I don't know, some people just have no consideration!

yelp, didn't realise, where's nurse Bunny?

OK TCP, cotton wool, mallet if patient wont co-operate, guinness if he will, mask, protective clothing, gloves serile water......

OK where is he?

Over here (sob sob) it's my big piggy.

Oh...er......
Ok this could hurt but hopefully not......
now be good and there's a guinness in it for you......




There you go, just don't go kicking any doors or buckets ;>)