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Good morning all, do you like the new doors? They are solid oak and about 4 inches thick. I couldn't get the 6 inch ones but these will do. You can try to kick them open if you like, but I would not advise it without shoes on!

Anyone who is a bit frail may need assistance to open them, they weigh rather a bit. Still, they go with the period decor, don't you think?

Morning Socs, they are lovely, really nice :>)
(shoving door with both hands and feet skating about on floor trying to close it)
Lovely....give me half an hour and I'll have this one shut........

I'll oil the hinges for you Bunny..........hinges? I knew I had forgotten something.

(Kick)

Morning all.

Good morning Keaydian, why has your big toenail disappeared and would you please stop dripping blood on the carpet. It has just been cleaned you know!

I don't know, some people just have no consideration!

yelp, didn't realise, where's nurse Bunny?

OK TCP, cotton wool, mallet if patient wont co-operate, guinness if he will, mask, protective clothing, gloves serile water......

OK where is he?

Over here (sob sob) it's my big piggy.

Oh...er......
Ok this could hurt but hopefully not......
now be good and there's a guinness in it for you......




There you go, just don't go kicking any doors or buckets ;>)

It won't hurt at all Bunny, at least, not unless you hit yourself with the mallet.

Thank you Bunny, whilst your gowned up could you have a look at this........(blush).........I seem to have a splinter.

K - sadly no time have to rush but I'm sure Socs will assist ;>)

Having done a quick getaway at hearing K's last request, Socco rolls up to get the breakfast ready. There is nothing like the aroma of bacon, eggs, tea and coffee to perk up the spirit.

I guess I shall have to eat it all myself then, no-one about at all.

sniff sniff, I can smell bacon.

There's a good reason for that Keaydian, you're standing about 6" from the frying pan! Please get away from the cooker so that I can get on with the breakfast.

Morning chaps nice to see you have the brekkies under control Socco :>)
I'll do the tea and grab a danish...
morning Keaydian - I hope you're feeling better today.

Morning all, Has K not been too well, poor little chap :-)
Tea and a danish on the hoof please.

No hooves available opto but we do have plates ;>)

Feeling a bit better thank you Bunny, just have a bit of a burnt nose now.