- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Morning all

Off to the auction house in a bit.

TIM - you forget to mention the disgrace that was Rooney - 3 bookable fouls in 40 mins, throws off the armband worn in memory of a player whose boots hes not fit to lace then sits on the bench after half time having a beer - what a great example he is setting youngsters everywhere. Add to that the despicable behaviour of the spanish fans and it starts to make you wonder about the state of football generally

Morning People!!
Tea and a danish for me...

Is this why you are looking for new staff Jeffie?!!

> > Letter of resignation . . . Actual letter of resignation from an
> > employee

Dear Mr. ,
> >
> > As an employee I have a
> > few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct
> > superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground
>squirrel.
> > After
> > your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself
> > during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one
> > of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network
> > administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each
> > time you
> > happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a
> > waste of precious oxygen.
> >
> > I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and
> > you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other
> > employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut
> > and
> > paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers.
> > Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many
>options.
> >
> >
> > You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am
> > going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be
> > just
> > as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has
> > more personality than you ever will. You walk around the building
> > all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp
> > dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview,
> > but now
> > that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked
> > staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a
> > world
> > of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that
> > everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of
>the
> > Dilbert
> > principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you
> > getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my
> > resignation.
> >
> > However, I have a few parting thoughts.
> >
> > 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
> > illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me
> > is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over
> > the
> > next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be
> > unable to do it on your own.
> >
> >
> > 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and
> > I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you
> > decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favourites list," which I
> > conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do
> > believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the
> > administration.
> >
> > 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of
> > your mothers b-day", you neglected to mention that you were going to take
> > pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them,
> > like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never
> > seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those
>have
> >
> > been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing
> > letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check, please, I hate
> > having to correct your mistakes.)
> >
> > Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of
> > recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to
> > anybody, and all
> > of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public.
> >
> > Never #*@$ (mess) with your systems administrator. Why? Because
> > they know what
> >
> > you do with all that free time!
> >
> > Sincerely,

LOL T-I-M!!
Bit wet and dismal outside today....who's nicked the sun today?
;>)

Afternoon.

Bullshare, Thats a nice thought of having us lot here having a table to ourselves at the Xmas bash, unfotunately none of us here actually like each other and the food throwing would be messy :-)

HUH Speak for yourself El Mutto!! And whilst I remember I just threw
a loads of old cans of BODS out!!
;>)

It is the Goon supporter in our midst that causes the food throwing problem!

You can throw food Buns but if you throw my Bods out i will get a little upset. I feel all tearful just thinking about it.

Tim, Ah yes the Goon?

Ok I've looked round and can't see anyone with 'GOON' written on their
forehead so I'm none the wiser......The Goon Show was before my time
sadly if that was a clue....If it's cryptic then turning the word round
'NOOG'....nah still doesn't ring bells...

HUH accusations of me throwing food now!!! You're skating on thin ice
Poochy-Poohs...moi throw food..huh....
(sulks in corner)
but a bottle od shiraz might help.... ;>)

Well you can sit and sulk in that corner Buns and i will go and cry me eyes out in the other corner.

Someone fetch a bottle of shiraz for bunny and a Bods for poochy.

HI All only a quickie take a look at OYSTERTEC old JD the plumber has been done DYOR!!!!

STORMY

PS HI GOLdDOG, WOOF, WOOF

OK so who's stolen your squeaky bone today then Poochy?
Not like you to be in a moodie..

Hi Pappy, Yes very nice on the Oys front, loaded up on them last year again. I think it was you who introduced me to them in the first place.
:-)

I'm not in a moodie Buns, just having a good cry thats all. I'm looking forward to the holding hands and cuddle when we make up later on.
:-)

Well I'm not sitting here looking at that long face any longer
cos it's getting depressing come here you daft pooch....X

x

Thankyou Buns i feel much better now.
;-)

Afternoon all,feeling alot better now.That indian beer is strong , so are the currys at the suhail.
Good to hear shrek lost the plot last night,the manc chav.

Hi Dazzy, glad to hear your feeling better to.

and for everyone else, this is Dazzling daves view when he was in monte carlo, can you identify who's boat is leaving port? Winner gets a bottle of trifle.

Goldie wish i was back there now,bloody rain. My neighbour was the prince,he never invited me in,,,,,,,strange that!!!!!!