Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

A small cock.

and this is under the heading...and you think you got squeezed out of a short...

MS, i knew you were doing a bit of DYOR....

Poor bed.

Never compalin about your job again....

Wilbs where the hell did you get that picture of my girlfriend, im not happy mate...

Sorry jimmy,Ihdiddnt wanna tell you this but we have been seeing each other. Sorry it came from me. She is all woman, I see what you see in her. Sorry mate.
wilbs

Well i suppose i asked for it ive been dating yours, didn't want to do this to you but....

jimmy
Just been down to homebase and bought back a 6x6 fence on the roof of your motor its OK no scratches.

Bos
Has arrived on his holls.

Im off for a nice cool beer......

I didnt know bos was that good looking !!

He is a right catch. After a few wanker beers he wud look gorgous.

Hey seaquestor, hows the short?? I see the FTSE was up today again.

Thats me showered and changed. Now out on the pull. Speak soon all.
God I feel great!!!




frog. I mean wilbs..sorry..

Sat here listening to bluegrass music,a lovely evening and fed up.Decided to get up first thing and head of to the A1 festival of music and dance(where i should have been tonight).Will be playing me banja round fire until 5 sunday morning me hopes,with lots of beer!!
Feel better now-lol

What a night!!!!! Somethings not quite right though........

30% already and I havent started on the fence yet.

driver, where do you start??

Wilbs you should drink less before taking a girl home after a night out!!