Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Actually, that was bucking frilliant, theikie - tranks.

No way, nam +o(

So what did you come up with, bos?

Alan ,
i'm afraid H is right ,i was going well trading in and out ,trying to do what kayak did last time ,,, this afternoon i had to do something and took my eye of the ball ,then WHAM i'm not even in the top 250 ,,all in 2 hours i'm gutted ,however i think i may make a comeback. I still belieeeeeeeeeve !!!...

fancy a drink?

Yeh why not.

what would you like?

Well I've just got home...just raiding the fridge.

is that the kind of thing you are looking for?

wow! look at the creamy head on that!!

Nah - I won't tell you now about me and black olives (or are they prunes?)

But I do like the head on that - beats the hell out of Robinson's.

lol!
go on .... what's the deal with black olives?

Pretty boring really - along the lines of juicy fat red caterpillars.
Those insect zappers zotzed one too many black beetles just as the garnish went onto some swordfish I tucked into in Portugal a while back - trouble is, the bugger landed on his face, so I didn't spot him until his legs came off.

that's funny. what a shame , though. i love olives, even bought an olive tree to plant someday.

Oh I still love 'em - but I stick to the green ones now.
The more fresh and stuffed the better.

last week there was some kind of european market in st. annes square in manchester and there was a great stall selling all different kinds of greek olives. got myself a nice tub of mixed olives.

Well you must've eaten them all by now.
Not driven through the square for a month or so - they put big red Santa up on the Town Hall yet? Every year, without fail, some comedian takes a potshot with an air rifle.

That is no way to talk about Sir Alex, Choc.


Nam

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided

that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never

called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?



The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,

spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.



The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick work-out at the spa

before meeting a dinner date.



The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but

when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see

her husband in bed with her lady boss, gently, she closed the door and

crept out of her house.





The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to

leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with

them.



"No way," the blonde exclaimed. " I almost got caught yesterday.