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Morning all, well I can now report that the exact number of cats I dont have is 487.

Socs I hadnt thought of how much money I was saving by not having all those cats but its a good point. I may suggest to Mrs S that I use the money I am saving by not supporting all these cats to buy myself a toy, I am thinking of a Land Rover Defender.

Any tea left?

From a bright and sunny hastings.

Never mind the cats, just think how many fleas they would not have had if the cats you don't have had not had fleas.

Without all those cats you could afford a Range Rover, Spacie.

Spaceman, when you mention the 487 cats you do not have, is this the number of cats you can see in your immediate netgbourhood?

BlueLady, no thats the number I cant see in my immediate area.

I can see a sherry trifle!

Kayak, thats a good point...


I think ;-)

The only good cat is a D.E.A.D. cat.

Thought I should spell it in case any cats are listerning.

Any cat trifle on the go

Jeffmack, I detect no pussyfooting around with your dislike of cats, lol.

JM - you're a barbarian! But other then that we like you ;>)

I don't mind cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Thats reassuring to hear Hils ;>)

That reminds me. I must book a table at my local Chinese restaurant for Saturday night.

Went to the Curry Mile on Saturday.

You got me thinking, Spacie - just realised there were at least 341 and a half dogs that I didn't see.

Oh and that's after I subtracted the ones I did see cruising in porches and beemers past the window.

It's easy to double count, though, when the same ones go by every 5 minutes.

Curry mile, one of my favorite manchester haunts. Now you come to mentions it last time I was there I noticed a lot of dogs that I didnt see as well.

I am remembering a lot of things that I dont have. I just checked my bank accounts and I noticed at least 4 accounts that I dont have, that may well explaing the many millions of pounds I dont have either.

Stop the sketch, this is getting silly!!!!

Good morning Socrates, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed, lol?

Moi?

No, I'm just relaxing watching the red sea.