Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Can you be more specific Tanks? -):

Chuckles,

Fully agree.
The BBC used to be the most trusted broadcaster in the world, but not anymore.

I think there should be complete clear out of HP and I should be your next king and PM.

And have Tanker as my deputy, that would solve all your problems.

Will bring back the guillotine with me.

"Think before you say something stupid", No one would disagree with that.. But did you DC?

the reason the uk is in a mess on all branches .
is because people are to scared to speak out
being called a racist or a trouble maker.
the race card iscosting the tax payers billions
white people working at the dhss are to scared to
report abuse of there jobs helping there greed to
get better payments .
it is time to challenge the race card for all the wrong reasons why it is there

it is not there to rob the uk which it is big time .

a week last saturday me and my wife were going in to tescos
the black security officer stopped a polish girl she had been stealing
and held her back she was screaming at him to let her go so my wife
stopped her getting away .
her polish boyfriend ran in who new she had been shoplifting .
he threw the blak man to the floor making him let go of the girl who run out of the store the plish man was going berserk so myself and enough man grabbed hold of
him he was a big lad but we brought him down .
the police come and arrested him .
before we left the store the blackman thank us
the next day the polish man was trying to enter the store calling us all bastards
he is free to steal again .
if the thief was a old english lady she would be in court .

as the offense was against the store, it may well be the store's option whether or not criminal proceeedings are pursued

by the way, what is the relevance of the colour (mentioned 3 times) of the security chap?

Cone on, don't try and use logic on him.

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i would just be interested in his response to both my comments, whether deemed sensible or not

the reason i mentioned the black man is because he went out of is way to thank me
and when i went back the next day he came to me and said thank you again .
that is why he is a nice person

quite so, but why the necessity to mention his colour 3 times?
did his reaction surprise you because he was black?

I see sky news going to town on the BBC do they not understand that the bbc is not news .
I am going to cancel my sky tv today no more £48 pounds to them
sky news is just a gossip shop and if you want to get news you have to watch
russia today or eu news .
SKY NEWS IS TOTAL CRAP E HOLMES IS A SIMPLETON

CYNIC NO I SPEAK TO HIM MOST DAYS .
AND JUST FOR YOU BOB WHO ARE SPEAK TO FOR HOURS IS A BLACK JAMICAN AND WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND HE AGREES WITH ME ON MOST THINGS INCLUDING IMMIGRANTS HE IS WORSE THAN MYSELF

you don't answer the question ...... in simpleton language .... if the guy had been white, would you have mentioned his colour?

and as a codicil, if that is the corect word .... if you now regard this black chappy as "english" at what juncture do you consider an immigrant family to have "adopted" their new nationality - or at least i don't recollect any black jamaicans being mentioned in my medieval history, but perhaps i'm wrong

Legally I suppose the definition is at least citizenship to be regarded as Engkish/British.Perhaps we should all adopt Tanker's style in normal speech.

There was a black Welshman, a white Scotsman and a black Englishman who went into a pub........

CYNIC a immigrant is some one who does not want to fight for a better life in is own country
he just wants hand outs if ever one in the world did not fight for a better country then the world would be filled with beggars .
syira libya ae fighting for a better life .
and good luck to them .
then you look at gaza voting in a terrorist gov and firing rockets in to a country and do not give a dam who it kills .
they are a notion of beggars .and yes i have been there and seen it ,
if we opened our borders the country would sink .
and then what the money for benefits is running out then what war

Would it improve the joke if we added their heights and whether they each liked brussel sprouts

hay very good