yea...me...you need a rest! what I want to do is I ask a stupid Question and you give a stupid Answer and ask another stupid Question...now, Me 1st!

Question: Why cant' everything in the world be free?

They are like bookends. You need one each end to contain the week.

Why was the chicken who crossed the road religious?

zarif - lmao :-)

maybe there is a church...on the other side of the road?!

what's the difference between G.W.Bush and Saddam?

ones a p*ss-head murdering tryant with the brain of a pea, who leading the world to environmental destruction and threatening world peace, the other was the leader of iraq.

What is a nearmiss?

The answer to your prayers when the wife is gone.

If the wasp is the only truly useless thing god created, who the f*ck made politicians?

wasp eventhough useless has a sting
Politicians -no brain no guts,no spine------adinfinitum.


If god can do anything, can god create a boulder that he cant lift?

if someone can bend his own c-k into his own arse, why not the god!

do you like it? ?

why are bananas curved.
who takes the seeds out of pip .. less ,grapes.
why do banks only open 6 hours a day {if your lucky}
why do pubs water there beer down,,whoops sorry landlord

why cant tony keep his clothes clean? i bet cheries mad