Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

why am i lazy?
why should i do their work for them when i have other things to occupy me?
if the candidates cannot be bothered to sell their wares, then inevitably i remain unaware of what they are selling .... even now i have no idea who won and if it will make the slightest difference to our local force

So not only lazy.. but disinterested as well.

And not before time - TWATS!!

Comedian Alan Davies Apologises To Lord McAlpine Over False Child Abuse Twitter Allegations

Skinny you can't call people TWATs as one of them may sue you.

Stan - for what?

"Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, ..."

Aye your right Stan, I prefer the term GOBSHITES, much more accurate and succinct.

Sorry I missed the -):

Interesting definition though, where did you get it from?

The power of google!

Interestingly, one of the groups defined is "Bedfordians" ! Now that may be libelous :-)

Ah google! the big business tax dodgers.. Still they do have their uses.

Two-tonne Witch computer gets a reboot

The world's oldest original working digital computer is going on display at The National Museum of Computing in Buckinghamshire.

Gobshite/Gobshites :-

Slang - A stupid person.

This word was formerly considered to be taboo,and it was labelled as such in previous editions of Collins English Dictionary. However, it has now become acceptable speech, although some older or more conservative people may object to its use.

(Commonly heard among some sections of Evertonians when referring to Liverpool supporters :O)....)

Bit of cross posting going on this morning CC, but thanks for your definition as well.. especially the last bit -):

My pleasure Stan, further to the last bit re - Liverpool supporters, mostly aimed at 'Kopites' the remainder of Evertonians consider Liverpool fans as just 'Twats' :O)

What - from Bedford? :-)

Probably skinny hence the expression 'Spot the scouser in the Kop' :O)

Operation Elveden: Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks face charges

Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks are among five people to be charged in connection with payments to police and public officials.

Mr Coulson is the former Downing Street communications director and Mrs Brooks is the ex-chief executive of News International.

Operation Elveden is the Metropolitan police's investigation into corrupt payments and other information leaks.

Syria conflict: UK recognises opposition, says William Hague

Foreign Secretary William Hague has said the UK has decided to recognise the Syrian opposition coalition.

He told MPs the National Coalition of the Syrian Revolutionary and Opposition Forces was the "sole legitimate representative" of the Syrian people.

He said they were now a "credible" alternative to the Assad government.

Anger as sex abuse report 'turns blind eye to Asian gangs' despite admitting that they account for a QUARTER of all cases

Fury at result of Deputy children's commissioner Sue Berelowitz's study
Said figures on Asian gangs weren't enough to conclude particular issue
NSPCC says there is danger of 'turning a blind eye' to abusers' ethnicity

another COVER UP the uk voters need to look at the people in power

Two Labour MPs who kept details of their taxpayer-funded homes secret for ‘security reasons’ are renting them from ex-politicians, it can be revealed today.

Debbie Abrahams and Julie Elliott claim thousands of pounds in expenses to rent London flats which were bought by former Labour MPs with the help of the taxpayer.

They are among 51 MPs who, backed by Commons Speaker John Bercow, argued for their landlords’ names to be censored.


you can not believe these MPs still stealing tax payers money
parliament is a cesspit of thieves .

sir paul stephenson accepted thousands of pounds of gifts
so why as he not been charged .
the police have charged coulson and brooks are the police allowed to take gifts

Killed for not learning the Koran quickly enough.

Yaseen Ali Ege death: Father 'beat son', mother claims

A mother accused of beating her son to death and setting fire to his body has told her trial at Cardiff Crown Court it was her husband who beat their son.