Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

She looks a bit latin prop ,i'm sure by the time you marry her ,she'll have one..

Ahem, I always had trouble with my Latin Prep. She wouldn't have any problem witha Latin Prop, would she Prop?

Nam

ps nice bumpers

I was waiting for the innuendoes to start ,any advance on nice bumpers ??

'innuendoes' ooerr missus!

pistons/firing on all cylinders/the horn/headlights/well lubricated internals/greased nipples/anti-roll bars/airbags/soft-top/leg-room/winkers/hooters/nice rack (and pinion)/ monocoque (sorry wrong gender)/ rear sub-frame/ fruity exhaust note/

help required guys....

Nam

...rubber boots/adustable headrests/spare tyre (no)/ excellent grip when wet/ wax finished/ regularly valeted/heavily damp(ed)/ twin carbs (both lactose)/...

Nam

space for passenger in back/ dog blanket/ (h)air conditioner/ no uphill starter/ full battery/ high revvin'/ one lady owner....

Nam

And now Nam has a highly polished hood!!8-)
Alan

no Americanisms please. Must continue.....

ah, oh.

Nam

I don't think you left any for anyone else !!

Hi all, well its really a goodbye all. Got court tomorrow for sentencing. Packed my flat up and packing the pc away later. Hopefully I will be back posting but just incase, good luck everyone, hope you all get rich and the thread will still be going when I get out.
Gotta get a family pack of soap now for the showers!!!

Best regards,

Craig

Wilbs,
We are all rooting for you. Any chance a family member / friend can let us know how you got on?
Seriously, all the very best mate, and if you need it, I've got a mate who is an officer in Pentonville!!
Alan

Go for it wilbs ! ,hope you get off ,fight ot the bitter end to defend yourself ,as alan says try to let us know what happens .Good luck. JB..

Sorry Jimmy, became carried away. Hope you are not carried away for too long Wilbs.

Even lower category prisoners cost the Exchequer a small - correction -large fortune annually. If you did it, get a cork as well as the soap. Best of luck.

Nam

wilbs...best of luck.
rgds
PT

wilbs, good luck.

Thanks everyone. I hope the thread will stay on the the perverted and sexual topics as there will be hundreds to read through wen I get out.

Regards everyone.

Craig

wilbs, good luck, what will be will be.

Take this to court with you wilbs ,might come in handy later..

good luck Wilbs---don't worry they only put old ladies and vicars behind bars these days, you'll probably have to sell some shares to pay your fine though! hope we hear from you soon.

jimmy b. amen to you sir!