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seo gone blue!
don't worry normal service will be resumed.
An rns in morning promising 'jam tomorrow' should rectify the situation.
LOL

However at the speed of light, time slows to nothing so all degradation in the product will cease thus eliminating the need for packaging. So one merely has to keep the fridge at C (Speed of light) for things to last for ever. Obviously it will therefore not need plugging in, thus eliminating the need for an infinitely long cable. Are we using the general or the special theory today? Or are you into strings?

Wow.
in the space of a day we appear to have invented the classical einsteinian physics fridge.
The problem now is that if it is classical, it cannot also be quantum, embracing the uncertainty principle. though fridges must be quantum cos they obey Schrodingers cat theory. Until we open the door we cannot be certain whether the light is on or off.
It therefore appears that this fridge cannot work in our limited 4 dimensions.
I am going away to work out a Grand unified fridge theory.
Alan

Ah ha! BUT!!!!
You are forgetting the infinite probability drive (replacing the refridgeration unit) which holds the fridge constantly in all possible places at once, ensuring that anything you ever want is always there. Also of course this means that there is a fridge at the end of the universe.

How far is the edge of the universe from where we are right now, when you get there how do you know that you are there and what is beyond the edge of the universe?

Where did the universe come from and who put it there? Why did they, it or whoever or whatever choose there and not somewhere else? And if time began with the Big Bang what was there before time to measure .... well ticks on a clock?

My brain 'urts.

The oily one

Yea, I thought that would keep the clever clogs quiet for a while!

And if you are thinking of phoning a friend, forget Stephen W Hawking, his artificial voice box told me to bugger off.

The oily one

No Oily,
if we are going to ask stupidly easy questions, I aint playing anymore!!
just for the record;
The edge of the universe is where you are sat (or stood). There are no edges and so any place can be considered the edge of the universe. Therefore there is nothing beyond the edge (providing you do not subscribe to the multiverse theory).
the Universes existance appears to be well covered by the Weak Anthropic principle, in that it must exist at some point in time, as we have never counted the potentially billions of failed attempts to get one started, and its here because it is everywhere, there is nowhere else for it to be.
Finally time started with the big bang and therefore there is no before to speak of, hence nothing to measure even if we could conceive of a before.
Having said all that a pair of French scientists believe they have found a set of conditions to describe conditions prior to the big bang, but all leading scientists agree that it is probably gobbledygook.
Finally, if you want to know who started it all than my guess is keith Chegwin.
Alan

well another day of SNAFU.
OFF to the resteraunt at the edge of my universe.
regards and best wishes to all.

So to conclude all this afternoons quantium physics I am sat in the universe looking at a fridge wondering when the sp will rise! But because I'm still waiting for a big bang which I may or may not have missed the sp could have already risen on a measured scale either equal to or beyond that of my own. This would therefore be componded as there isn't anything to measure against a fridge which is moving at the speed of light and could well now be heading for a parellel universe in time!

Al, so the Universe started with a (Cheggers plays) pop rather than a bang?

So what will it go out with in place of a whimper?

And who will I go out with in place of my ex?


More importantly, is there any beer in this Grand Unified Fridge?


PS if we have managed to travel in time by moving at the speed of light, that means that instead of jam tomorrow we can have jam today (in the RNS that may in an infinite variety of parallel universes actually announce a successful contract). So I'd be rich in a parallel universe if only I'd thought to buy SEO yesterday! D'oh !!!

Interesting sole, but your theory would only stand up if you were able to travel between parallel universes. That would bring us onto black holes which are currently busy not transferring us to riches but swallowing our cash in SEO!

Not black holes............worm holes.
anyone seen Ald???

In a parralell universe somewhere there have already been 20,000 GS conversions.

The SP has risen to 9.42.

Somebody is going to get home tonight. turn on their computer, look at the last page of this thread and wonder what the hell has happened, and what gives these donkeys the right to be so bloody happy?
Its about all that keeps me going, knowing someone is puzzled by all this.

Shame that universe is not aligned to my street.
But I live in a modest area just west of London, maybe I should move to a Des Res elsewhere conveniently located to a crossover access point!
Any suggestions?

aldwickk leaves stage left as cynic enters stage right.

The oily one

No am back

Could you be referring to the twins paradox, Oily??

At the speed of light time bends.

Schrodinger's greatest experiment consisted of putting a cat in a fridge which was then carried to a high mountain and placed next to a cuckoo clock recently synchronised with a control clock at that very moment speeding along a valley railway in a direction perpendicular to the earth's spin.

When the train arrived at its destination, it was found that SEO had still not converted more than 3 machines to Greenseal.

Thus proving that success is relative.

(By the way, the cat froze to death (hee hee), but nobody minded because nobody could see it - percipe est esse, as Bishop Berkley once said - but then he was a realist)

sd