CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

What about fish.... I aight fish

Haddock and chips and Pecan pie for me please.

Making me feel hungry while I am in a boring meeting !

Oh JeffMack - but fish love you! ;>)

I'll smuggle it in for you Spacie - you can eat it under the desk!
;>)

Haddock and Chips for me please. Hey Spacey how do you manage posting whilst in meetings. Oh followed with chocolate chip ice cream please.
What about our Jeff must be something in the freezer for him do you think.

Haddock fish fingers?
Fish cakes?
;>)

The Truth about France

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton



"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf



"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson



"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh



"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin



There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and beautiful young woman sitting together in a carriage in a train going through a French Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel the woman and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing h ad happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face where he had been slapped. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed her and she missed him and slapped me instead.' The woman was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'



Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.



An old saying:
Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.



"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona



"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien



"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno



"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

Morning Hilary, good to see someone likes the French sooooo much :-))

Thanks bunny, I started laughing and someone gave me a nasty look so I stopped using my PC. Silly of them to put network connections in meeting rooms....

Reminds me of the time when I sent a link to Lambyweb to a friend of mine who is the IT manager for a large company, she opened it in the middle of an important but very boring meeting and burst out laughing, she then had to try and control the meeting and give some of the atendees some very bad news!!

LOL Spacie well it is Friday! :>)

Suprised that Hickey made no mention of their letters.

JeffMack!

Yo-HOOOOOOOOOOO

J--e--ff--M---aaaaaa-ck!!!!!!!!!

Hello

Ah... JeffMack!
When do you want our expertise (guesses) for the first race at
Cheltenham? Does it have to be before the actual day?

Sad news - Dave Allen, great comedian has died at 68
he was one of the best!

bunny
I will post the list of horses the day before

Yes very sad, it's along time since I've seen him but I remember his TV shows, I know I didn't miss many.

Dave Allen was younger than I thought, its years since I have seen him on TV. He was a family favorite when I was a kid.

They produced a video a few years ago with various sketches
from years back including the one where they could only
bury one person a day in the cemetary and the two lots of
undertakers were racing to get there or they couldn't bury
them until the next day - it was so funny, he could make a
joke out of so many things and not be offensive.

Here we go for anyone interested:
BBC video (probably available on DVD these days)
"Dave Allen"
BBCV 5374

Just back from the latest ear op where it was an 'Alice in Theatreland' sort-of-day. It seems Fridays are 'Hip' days and all the adult rooms and wards were full. So I was put in a private room, with terrace and mini bar....on the Pediatric Unit. I thought it was odd as I had to push two cots, a pedal fire-engine and a large Bart Simpson toy out of my way to get down the corridor to my room. Where I waited. For 40 minutes. My Consultant bounded through the door and said he'd been paged to confirm his assessment of my mental age as it was most unusual to have an adult on their floor! They assumed I had the mental age of a child.....

I had my own nurse, who had to come down from the adult floor above as all the other nurses only knew about patients less than 5 foot tall and the trolley that came to get me had pink and blue teddies all over it and the gas-man was sporting elephants on his 'uniform'!

It was amusing and nice to see how they treated this big kid. My two nurses were lovely and they did keep explaining to all the staff my mental faculties appeared fine, but lots of grown-ups offered to hold my hand and said I was very brave!

I ordered a prawn sandwich and a glass of wine for lunch and somebody had 'corrected' my childish naughtiness and brought me a tuna sandwich and a can of orange. With a Thomas the Tank Engine cup.

I have my Certificate confirming I was very brave sitting next to my keyboard!

Large glass of white burgundy, please, someone. In a wine glass, this time, if possible.