for more information about stanelco click on the links.

driver's research page link
http://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=7681#lastread
website link
http://www.stanelco.co.uk/index.htm

Not black holes............worm holes.
anyone seen Ald???

In a parralell universe somewhere there have already been 20,000 GS conversions.

The SP has risen to 9.42.

Somebody is going to get home tonight. turn on their computer, look at the last page of this thread and wonder what the hell has happened, and what gives these donkeys the right to be so bloody happy?
Its about all that keeps me going, knowing someone is puzzled by all this.

Shame that universe is not aligned to my street.
But I live in a modest area just west of London, maybe I should move to a Des Res elsewhere conveniently located to a crossover access point!
Any suggestions?

aldwickk leaves stage left as cynic enters stage right.

The oily one

No am back

Could you be referring to the twins paradox, Oily??

At the speed of light time bends.

Schrodinger's greatest experiment consisted of putting a cat in a fridge which was then carried to a high mountain and placed next to a cuckoo clock recently synchronised with a control clock at that very moment speeding along a valley railway in a direction perpendicular to the earth's spin.

When the train arrived at its destination, it was found that SEO had still not converted more than 3 machines to Greenseal.

Thus proving that success is relative.

(By the way, the cat froze to death (hee hee), but nobody minded because nobody could see it - percipe est esse, as Bishop Berkley once said - but then he was a realist)

sd

Stockdog,

Have you got a relative who is a success ?

Yes, he probably has, but only relatively successful

The oily one

Stanelco and WM can be summed in by Niels Bohr's principle of complmentarity, according to which the wave and particle concepts are understood to be mutually exclusive but necessary for a complete description of quantum phenomena or in this case Greenseal. A consequence of this wave-particle dualality is that all matter has a wave aspect, Stanelco waves goodby to WM after exclusive 12 month period as particle duality doesn't fit and other potential linking particles are available. Bohr goes on to state that separated particles sometimes exhibit nonlocal correlations in their attributes. Thus Stanelco has opened up greenseal to the wider global market.

WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED HERE??

Quant uhmmm? fizziks!!!?

The oily one

Fizziks is bang on 'cos it was Niels Bohr who first proposed the inflationary model of the expanding universe, which demonstrates that the universe is actually a bottle of lemonade and all scientists are completely barking.

My own theory is that light is not the fastest thing known. I propose we measure things by the speed of dark, because no matter how fast light travels, it always finds the dark got there first.
This is, of course, subject to the olympic committees adjustment for wind assistance and drug and sex tests on dark, following abnormalities in darks urine sample.
Bed time, methinks.

When I left for work earlier today I was fairly sane, just got home and thought I'd catch up on things on this thread and find I have gone stark raving mad. Can't understand anything that's been written; to make matters worse I opened the fridge to grab a scotch (it's been in there since the heatwave) and there was a big bang, when the smoke cleared all I have left in it is a dead cat, a cuckoo clock and the edge of the universe: oh, and the light doesn't work. Can anyone help, answers on a postcard (240 x 165mm max. weight 100g max. 5mm thickness max. to save 12p postage), send to "Just right of the edge of the universe"
kim

Well, tomorrow was fun.
What's happening yesterday?

Any cheaper second class Kim?

After all that science stuff, wouldn't it be spooky if we got an update about Quantum?