bosley
- 20 Feb 2004 09:34
Tonyrelaxes
- 22 Aug 2006 21:15
- 19257 of 27111
Shame that universe is not aligned to my street.
But I live in a modest area just west of London, maybe I should move to a Des Res elsewhere conveniently located to a crossover access point!
Any suggestions?
Oilywag
- 22 Aug 2006 21:16
- 19258 of 27111
aldwickk leaves stage left as cynic enters stage right.
The oily one
aldwickk
- 22 Aug 2006 21:28
- 19259 of 27111
No am back
hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 21:29
- 19260 of 27111
Could you be referring to the twins paradox, Oily??
aldwickk
- 22 Aug 2006 21:29
- 19261 of 27111
At the speed of light time bends.
stockdog
- 22 Aug 2006 21:30
- 19262 of 27111
Schrodinger's greatest experiment consisted of putting a cat in a fridge which was then carried to a high mountain and placed next to a cuckoo clock recently synchronised with a control clock at that very moment speeding along a valley railway in a direction perpendicular to the earth's spin.
When the train arrived at its destination, it was found that SEO had still not converted more than 3 machines to Greenseal.
Thus proving that success is relative.
(By the way, the cat froze to death (hee hee), but nobody minded because nobody could see it - percipe est esse, as Bishop Berkley once said - but then he was a realist)
sd
aldwickk
- 22 Aug 2006 21:33
- 19263 of 27111
Stockdog,
Have you got a relative who is a success ?
Oilywag
- 22 Aug 2006 21:48
- 19264 of 27111
Yes, he probably has, but only relatively successful
The oily one
explosive
- 22 Aug 2006 22:08
- 19265 of 27111
Stanelco and WM can be summed in by Niels Bohr's principle of complmentarity, according to which the wave and particle concepts are understood to be mutually exclusive but necessary for a complete description of quantum phenomena or in this case Greenseal. A consequence of this wave-particle dualality is that all matter has a wave aspect, Stanelco waves goodby to WM after exclusive 12 month period as particle duality doesn't fit and other potential linking particles are available. Bohr goes on to state that separated particles sometimes exhibit nonlocal correlations in their attributes. Thus Stanelco has opened up greenseal to the wider global market.
garyble
- 22 Aug 2006 22:23
- 19266 of 27111
WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED HERE??
Oilywag
- 22 Aug 2006 22:44
- 19267 of 27111
Quant uhmmm? fizziks!!!?
The oily one
hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 22:59
- 19268 of 27111
Fizziks is bang on 'cos it was Niels Bohr who first proposed the inflationary model of the expanding universe, which demonstrates that the universe is actually a bottle of lemonade and all scientists are completely barking.
hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 23:02
- 19269 of 27111
My own theory is that light is not the fastest thing known. I propose we measure things by the speed of dark, because no matter how fast light travels, it always finds the dark got there first.
This is, of course, subject to the olympic committees adjustment for wind assistance and drug and sex tests on dark, following abnormalities in darks urine sample.
Bed time, methinks.
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 01:26
- 19270 of 27111
When I left for work earlier today I was fairly sane, just got home and thought I'd catch up on things on this thread and find I have gone stark raving mad. Can't understand anything that's been written; to make matters worse I opened the fridge to grab a scotch (it's been in there since the heatwave) and there was a big bang, when the smoke cleared all I have left in it is a dead cat, a cuckoo clock and the edge of the universe: oh, and the light doesn't work. Can anyone help, answers on a postcard (240 x 165mm max. weight 100g max. 5mm thickness max. to save 12p postage), send to "Just right of the edge of the universe"
kim
Tonyrelaxes
- 23 Aug 2006 07:16
- 19271 of 27111
Well, tomorrow was fun.
What's happening yesterday?
KEAYDIAN
- 23 Aug 2006 07:55
- 19272 of 27111
Any cheaper second class Kim?
hewittalan6
- 23 Aug 2006 07:57
- 19273 of 27111
After all that science stuff, wouldn't it be spooky if we got an update about Quantum?
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 10:14
- 19275 of 27111
Yes Keaydian, 23p second class but then I won't get it until 2 days ago instead of yesterday.
Alan, this thread has gone spooky enough already!
kim
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 10:16
- 19276 of 27111
If we all start running in the same direction, but on the spot, the world will start to spin the other way and SEO will be 25p again in no time.
kim