bosley
- 20 Feb 2004 09:34
stockdog
- 22 Aug 2006 21:30
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Schrodinger's greatest experiment consisted of putting a cat in a fridge which was then carried to a high mountain and placed next to a cuckoo clock recently synchronised with a control clock at that very moment speeding along a valley railway in a direction perpendicular to the earth's spin.
When the train arrived at its destination, it was found that SEO had still not converted more than 3 machines to Greenseal.
Thus proving that success is relative.
(By the way, the cat froze to death (hee hee), but nobody minded because nobody could see it - percipe est esse, as Bishop Berkley once said - but then he was a realist)
sd
aldwickk
- 22 Aug 2006 21:33
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Stockdog,
Have you got a relative who is a success ?
Oilywag
- 22 Aug 2006 21:48
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Yes, he probably has, but only relatively successful
The oily one
explosive
- 22 Aug 2006 22:08
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Stanelco and WM can be summed in by Niels Bohr's principle of complmentarity, according to which the wave and particle concepts are understood to be mutually exclusive but necessary for a complete description of quantum phenomena or in this case Greenseal. A consequence of this wave-particle dualality is that all matter has a wave aspect, Stanelco waves goodby to WM after exclusive 12 month period as particle duality doesn't fit and other potential linking particles are available. Bohr goes on to state that separated particles sometimes exhibit nonlocal correlations in their attributes. Thus Stanelco has opened up greenseal to the wider global market.
garyble
- 22 Aug 2006 22:23
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WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED HERE??
Oilywag
- 22 Aug 2006 22:44
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Quant uhmmm? fizziks!!!?
The oily one
hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 22:59
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Fizziks is bang on 'cos it was Niels Bohr who first proposed the inflationary model of the expanding universe, which demonstrates that the universe is actually a bottle of lemonade and all scientists are completely barking.
hewittalan6
- 22 Aug 2006 23:02
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My own theory is that light is not the fastest thing known. I propose we measure things by the speed of dark, because no matter how fast light travels, it always finds the dark got there first.
This is, of course, subject to the olympic committees adjustment for wind assistance and drug and sex tests on dark, following abnormalities in darks urine sample.
Bed time, methinks.
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 01:26
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When I left for work earlier today I was fairly sane, just got home and thought I'd catch up on things on this thread and find I have gone stark raving mad. Can't understand anything that's been written; to make matters worse I opened the fridge to grab a scotch (it's been in there since the heatwave) and there was a big bang, when the smoke cleared all I have left in it is a dead cat, a cuckoo clock and the edge of the universe: oh, and the light doesn't work. Can anyone help, answers on a postcard (240 x 165mm max. weight 100g max. 5mm thickness max. to save 12p postage), send to "Just right of the edge of the universe"
kim
Tonyrelaxes
- 23 Aug 2006 07:16
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Well, tomorrow was fun.
What's happening yesterday?
KEAYDIAN
- 23 Aug 2006 07:55
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Any cheaper second class Kim?
hewittalan6
- 23 Aug 2006 07:57
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After all that science stuff, wouldn't it be spooky if we got an update about Quantum?
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 10:14
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Yes Keaydian, 23p second class but then I won't get it until 2 days ago instead of yesterday.
Alan, this thread has gone spooky enough already!
kim
kimoldfield
- 23 Aug 2006 10:16
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If we all start running in the same direction, but on the spot, the world will start to spin the other way and SEO will be 25p again in no time.
kim
stockdog
- 23 Aug 2006 10:41
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The final word may be Heisenberg's who stated in his uncertainty principle (and I paraphrase slightly here) that you cannot tell the value of a company and its share price at the same time.
Applied to SEO, and borrowing from Bohr's theory of complementarity (so elegantly summarised above), it means broadly speaking you cannot tell the time when the company will have a valuable share price.
In answer to Aldwick's question above, I hope to succeed to a relative very shortly, but it's a dog's life.
sd
hewittalan6
- 23 Aug 2006 10:47
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I'm gonna put one of those blue plaques on my house saying "Heisenburg might have been born here".
stockdog
- 23 Aug 2006 10:48
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Why? What did he do? Was he distantly related to Heisenberg?
Surely it should say, "Heisenberg probably lived here, but we don't know when".
hewittalan6
- 23 Aug 2006 11:02
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How do you know it was spelled like that. Are you certain?????
Mad Pad
- 23 Aug 2006 11:06
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Sorry I ever mentioned ultrasonics now BOOM BOOM