Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Bit Of Rousing Entertainmant Desired To Offset The Exciting Aftermath Relishing Strawberries

Star player!!! Now I'm seriously impressed!!
Alan

Just had a quick edit cos I can't speel

Another bad day on the stockmarket ,that calls for a bikini.
I like the one in the middle..

Time for a career change.
I think I'm gonna be a photographer.
Alan

Jimmy,
I don't think there is enough cream in the whole world!!!
Alan

Any minute now Nam'll start on the scaffolding.

i like the on the right , with the black on.

Anyone heard from Wilbs yet ,i would have thought if he came home today he would post on here. Hopefully he's too busy drinking champagne .

hopefully , he is ,jimmy. i think everyone's out tonight. big slipper for me. it's been a shit day.

Challenge for you.
I bet my inferiority complex isn't as good as yours.
Alan

probably.
al, are you going to the mam day in manchester?

Left or right bos?

cute. left for me please.

oh that's better. just been t'esporta for a nice swim and jacuzzi workout. feel much better now........

Can't make it to Manchester, Boz.
The slowly grinding wheels of commerce demand that I be elsewhere at that time.
Would love to make it, but investing is just a hobby to me, Business must come first I am afraid!!
Alan

Typical. Got to the court all prepared for my sentence only to be told its been postponed till next friday!! Twats!!! The only reason I can think of is they are preparing my cell. I orderded a 42" plasma with sky digital and a dvd player, double bed, mini bar and nice warming colours on the walls. I guess they are waiting for sky to be fitted, they take ages.

Christ, Wilbs. You only get a cell like that if you are a convicted multiple rapist or something. If you were caught speeding, or saying something that might be considered racist, you get a damp cell with rats and a bowl for your toilet. What the f*** have you done to get a DVD player?????
Alan

Look on the bright side wilbs - you got 6 more shopping days to Christmas.

The rest of us have another 51 to go.

There's nowt like a bit of creamy butter



Hope Prestatyn isn't too hot for you bos