* M0NEY-AM G0LF DAY EVENT: 27 HOLES, INCL. SUSTENANCE & PRIZES (IN ADDITION TO M0NEY-AM SPONSORED PRIZES!) on: -
THURSDAY, 08 JUNE, 2006 *

So several months have passed... Based on the success of last Summer's Event at Longcliffe G.C., a few of you have asked me to take over the reigns from PTH and organise another G0LF M0NEY-AM DAY again based in the MIDLANDS. This is fairEST to the majority coming from all over the UK! From initial feedback (reflecting on 2005 36-Hole hot mid-Summer's day!), the popular view for a 2006 Event has been agreed, as follows: -

* Tea/Coffee on arrival.
* 9 Holes (4BBB 3/4 Stab.) Comp.
* Sandwiches/Lunch.
** 18 Holes (MAIN INDIVIDUAL (FULL HANDICAP) STABLEFORD EVENT) with M-AM and Golfing Prizes for Winners, incl. "Nearest-to-the-Pin" on the 9th. Hole and "The-Longest-Drive" on the 18th. Hole.
* 3-Course Evening Dinner (full waitress service), incl. coffee & mints + Prize Presentation/Mic. Table.

(** ADDITIONAL PRIZES from our generous SPONSORS include: - 3 months worth of Shares Magazine sent to the homes of EACH COMPETITOR every week. The Overall Winner will get The Money-AM Annual Golf Challenge Cup to keep for good plus 1 year's worth of Money-AM Level 2 service worth 357.50 + Vat. The Runner-Up and Third Placed Winners will each get a medal to keep plus 6 months' level 2.)

Venue: - H0RSLEY L0DGE G.C., Belper, Derbyshire (Championship Meadowland Course with American-type Greens). Refreshments will be in the On-Site Kingfisher Restaurant. Entry Fee is: - 60 per Competitor which will cover all of the above ** plus enough to buy some additional golfing prizes.
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For the golfers amongst you, MoneyAM is holding its annual Golf Day Event on Thursday 8th June 2006. This event, kindly organised by one of our users "markusantonius", will be taking place at the Horsley Lodge Golf Club, Belper, Derbyshire.

Entry fee for the day is 60 (payable in advance), which includes:

27 Holes of competition play
Refreshments throughout the day
Golf Prizes
MoneyAM Sponsored Prizes
Regards

MoneyAM Support
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Eric,

One safe for the ladies.

Married couple set off for the Sunday mixed, but on the way are involved in a crash....................... both killed.

They arrive at the pearly gates and are met by St Peter. He ofers to show them round and in conversation enquires what are their interests. They admit they were golf addicts.

We have a wonderful course here said St Peter, would you like to play ?

They said yes and duly played, they found the course absolutely fabulous, the tees immaculate, the fairways like velvet and the greens true and the pace to their liking.

After, in the clubhouse, the wife waxed lyrically about the course and what a wonderful game they had.

The husband glared at her and said, "you stupid woman, if you hadn't fed us all that health food rubbish for so long we could have been here years ago".

Padding omitted, but sure will redesign appropriately.

Predateur

A guys out playing on his own when he sees a woman playing on her own up in front. He goes to join her to find shes a real stunner. After a few holes she turns to him and admits she finds him attractive and that she lives in the house just behind the 8th green. So off they go, leaving the clubs for a wild afternoon.

The next time hes playing, again he bumps into her and again they only last a few holes before heading off to her house for a passionate afternoon. This happens quite a few times over the next few weeks until one time suddenly he panics, realising his wife was picking him up and he was very late.

He rushes to get dressed, runs across the course, heading straight to the car park, where his angry wife is waiting. He decides that the right thing to do is to come clean and admit whats hes bean upto. So when she asks why he's so late he explains the story about the stunning blond and confesses that hes been sleeping with her most afternoons.

the wife looks frustrated with him only to retort, "theres no need to make us such fantasies, i know you played 36 holes!!!"

Fliper - received your email - and yes, to your question, no probs.

Updated...
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PAID 6 Fliper (5.9)
PAID 9 Markusantonius (8.5)
PAID 13 Predateur (12.9)
PAID 13 MG (12.9)
*** 16 Rayrac TBC?
PAID(by moi!) 17 PTHolden (16.9)
PAID 18 BobColby (17.9)
PAID 20 EWRobson (20.0)
PAID 21 Canary9 (21.4)
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
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I was playing with a friend of mine once and as he was addressing the ball on the first tee, he noticed a funeral cortege proceeding slowly down the road alongside the first fairway.
Suddenly he stepped away from the ball, removed his cap and stood silently with his head bowed. Once it was past he put his cap back on and drove off up the fairway.
I remarked that it was probably the most respectful thing I'd ever seen done when he turned and said, "Well she was a good wife to me, all these years".

Alan's better with SEO jokes but Fundy has done well and added them to the kitty. Any more? The laughter volume was exceptional for marcus' joke; I'll try it on Mary (the joke, not the bed position!) before the event with the ladies; the problem with Fundy No 2 is that it might just open their minds to suspicious thoughts - alternatively we might get the oldest vets boasting about their sexual prowess which is an appalling thought.

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Just got your message, Fliper - Yes, good to play - I will book us in.

Markus, I can tee off anytime after 12.15

OK, I will see what I can do, Fliper - but do not envisage any problems.

BTW I am playing tomorrow with Predateur if you want to join us, as well?

Sorry, got a job to do on tues. Dont mind if pred joins us on fri ,or others to make up a four.

Updated...
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PAID 6 Fliper (5.9)
PAID 9 Markusantonius (8.6)
PAID 13 Predateur (12.9)
PAID 13 MG (12.9)
PAID(by moi!) 17 PTHolden (16.9)
PAID 18 BobColby (17.9)
PAID 20 EWRobson (20.3)
PAID 21 Canary9 (21.4)
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
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*** Still Available ***
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Rayrac (16) - undecided?
Fundamentalist (5) - undecided?
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Mark,had a good round at the club last weekend.Been cut to 19.3...........Rod

Well done, Rod - about time anyway!
Updated.....
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PAID 6 Fliper (5.9)
PAID 9 Markusantonius (8.7)
PAID 13 Predateur (12.9)
PAID 13 MG (12.9)
PAID(by moi!) 17 PTHolden (16.9)
PAID 18 BobColby (17.9)
PAID 19 Canary9 (19.3)
PAID 20 EWRobson (20.3)
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
*** Still Available ***
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* Subject to Available Tee Times? *
* Subject to Available Tee Times? *
* Subject to Available Tee Times? *
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Rayrac (16) - undecided?
Fundamentalist (5) - undecided?
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.....King Eric at the rear of the Handicap List - this is an absolute disgrace!!! :o)

markus

still trying to finalise my move date. will let you know as soon as i can

Having been beaten: '3 & 2' by Fliper today, I would just like to confirm yer man as odds-on favourite to pinch Eric's crown this June. If only those putts had dropped, though?..... mmmh!!!

Markus, there was no need to give me 3 holes start ! you hit a big drive down 17 , if only the game had still been on ! rematch tba

fliper

I think you must be exaggerating a 'big drive' by Markus on any hole!!

Seriously though, it's about time a few more peeps put their names down. Having arranged this event last year I know that it can be a little stressful, insomuch as Markus is committed to paying out a set amount of money for a certain amount of players, no matter how many turn up. So come on, it's a great day out, sign up!!

Bully, you lost yer nerve after yer last trip up North? Don't worry we will keep the foamy cream away from Chocs!!

pth

I can confirm Horsley is a good track, and all players will have a great time here. pth (was payed a lot of cash to post about markus long drive ! )