Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Can't make it to Manchester, Boz.
The slowly grinding wheels of commerce demand that I be elsewhere at that time.
Would love to make it, but investing is just a hobby to me, Business must come first I am afraid!!
Alan

Typical. Got to the court all prepared for my sentence only to be told its been postponed till next friday!! Twats!!! The only reason I can think of is they are preparing my cell. I orderded a 42" plasma with sky digital and a dvd player, double bed, mini bar and nice warming colours on the walls. I guess they are waiting for sky to be fitted, they take ages.

Christ, Wilbs. You only get a cell like that if you are a convicted multiple rapist or something. If you were caught speeding, or saying something that might be considered racist, you get a damp cell with rats and a bowl for your toilet. What the f*** have you done to get a DVD player?????
Alan

Look on the bright side wilbs - you got 6 more shopping days to Christmas.

The rest of us have another 51 to go.

There's nowt like a bit of creamy butter



Hope Prestatyn isn't too hot for you bos

mistake

Nope,
You got me there Baza!!

Alan send me your emailaddress - and I will send you a really clever clock - cant work out how to paste it onto the board

baza

Baza,
E-mail sent.
Alan

morning all. chocolat, as incredible as it may sound, prestatyn was lovely and warm, spent most of sunday afternoon sitting outside getting slowly drunk. sd, we achieved a respectable midway placing, not bad but i expected better. but the day was good fun, a good piss up. ( i have a slight nagging feeling i may have said something i shouldn't have yesterday!! i think i may have upset someone)

Gonna auction my champion investor password on e-bay.
The idea is simple. You can go on my account, see what I've invested in, do the opposite and definitely win three grand.
I'm opening the bidding at a fiver.
alan

Just been looking at the leagues on Champion investor. As at 09:30 this am, the perfect investor would be a bullish 40 year old arab transvestite living in Scotland and involved in Research and Developement.
Now theres someone I'd like to meet. I can't imagine them not having a fantastic story to tell!!
Alan

That's very funny alan ,however i'd rather you didn't speak about Champ Investor,,iv'e been having counseling over the weekend , my psychiatrist is trying to find out where i went wrong..

How bad is it, Jimmy?
I have managed to turn a (very) small profit so far, but I have such supreme confidence in my abilities that I forecast a huge loss before the days out!!!
Alan

I'm number #%"$!@#*

AAAAGHHHHHH!!!
Its happening to me now, Jimmy.
My own personal Wall street crash.
Its going down faster than a tuppeny whore on piecework. I don't quite know what that means but a lot of my friends in the legal profession talk about it ALOT so I guess it must be some sort of judicial terminology.
They also talk alot about their briefs and hold lots of business meetings in very strange places, but they do seem to enjoy their work.
Alan

Choc

Re: your post 1944 just read

I don't need scaffolding yet. I find the spray starch and Philosan adequate but after espying the bevy of hot and cold running chamberpersons adorned on such an erection, I may need to rethink my current strategy.

Nam

Well, you've got to take your hat off to Jimmy and I. Any idiot can make money on a day when the footsie is up 1.5%. It takes real class and talent to actually lose money on a day like this. It is a rare and precocious talent that should be cherished.
Alan

Just like to wish you all a happy Hallowe'en
from the bottom of my pumpkin.



Trick or treat?

chocolat , i'm so disappointed ,i imagined you like this ..