- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

this is me, just think yourself lucky you only have jj's problem and not maggies!!

Spaceman, I'm afraid no lemon drizzle until those 500 lines are written out, then Lamby can indulge in all the cake he wants. We have to be strict it's the only way they learn.

GD, the only problem is that he is a lamb and he cant write? he can eat grass and frolic, if I get his to frolic for an hour will that do?

Well seems like standards are slipping if a lamb can no longer read or write these days. Since Lamby is a special lamb and i don't like to see him cry he is free to go, but no lemon drizzle for an hour or so.



and now a little story..........

Who stole the cookies from the cookies in the jar?

jeffers stole the cookies from the cookies in the jar!

Not i said jeffers

then who

was Hilary stole the cookies from the cookies in the jar

The End

GD, poor lambykins! He's hardly a threat to world order and 500 times is too much. Can I not persuade you to commute his punishment to eating 500 slices of lemon drizzle cake?

Pooch, our posts crossed. You are a fair and wise dog.

Drizzle cake will be available at 15.00 hrs!

It's all leaks, rashes, cake and boats in here today! :>)
Hello everyone and how are we all?
(not a cue for Maggie to wax lyrical on rashes...)

I reckon I'll buy a little van and write plumber on the side, I think I could make a living out of the tea room customers alone!!
Afternoon Bunny.

balderdash and poppycock

Priscilla, 15.00 hrs sounds good, may have some myself.

Bunny, Yes that is a fine mix of conversational topics and i am very well thanks.

Well JeffMack! Not that Opto or I will take offence or anything...
so who's balderdash and who's poppycock??
(I spy Jeffie hole digging again!) LOL!! ;>)

Come on jeffers you know we have a ban on swearing in here please use the **

b********h and p*******k sounds so much nicer!

LOL! Hello GD!!

Poor Jeffie. Now he's in trouble with the patron too!

oooops

Nothing a lifetime's subscription to Bods wont fix Jeff :>)

Warm cake now ready, with hot, fresh lemon sauce and/or vanilla ice cream for those who want it.

Fresh pot of tea and washed-up tea cups! (First time this week!)

Did i hear something about a lifetime's subscription to Bods, Warm cake and washed-up tea cups? Iv'e just fallen in love all over again.

If anyone wants a good swear they are welcome to come over to the Country Lodge on the Pay-Per-View and let rip.

OK, get your kit off, jeff, you've pulled!!