Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Just been looking at the leagues on Champion investor. As at 09:30 this am, the perfect investor would be a bullish 40 year old arab transvestite living in Scotland and involved in Research and Developement.
Now theres someone I'd like to meet. I can't imagine them not having a fantastic story to tell!!
Alan

That's very funny alan ,however i'd rather you didn't speak about Champ Investor,,iv'e been having counseling over the weekend , my psychiatrist is trying to find out where i went wrong..

How bad is it, Jimmy?
I have managed to turn a (very) small profit so far, but I have such supreme confidence in my abilities that I forecast a huge loss before the days out!!!
Alan

I'm number #%"$!@#*

AAAAGHHHHHH!!!
Its happening to me now, Jimmy.
My own personal Wall street crash.
Its going down faster than a tuppeny whore on piecework. I don't quite know what that means but a lot of my friends in the legal profession talk about it ALOT so I guess it must be some sort of judicial terminology.
They also talk alot about their briefs and hold lots of business meetings in very strange places, but they do seem to enjoy their work.
Alan

Choc

Re: your post 1944 just read

I don't need scaffolding yet. I find the spray starch and Philosan adequate but after espying the bevy of hot and cold running chamberpersons adorned on such an erection, I may need to rethink my current strategy.

Nam

Well, you've got to take your hat off to Jimmy and I. Any idiot can make money on a day when the footsie is up 1.5%. It takes real class and talent to actually lose money on a day like this. It is a rare and precocious talent that should be cherished.
Alan

Just like to wish you all a happy Hallowe'en
from the bottom of my pumpkin.



Trick or treat?

chocolat , i'm so disappointed ,i imagined you like this ..

Nah

Today's been a pink day.

Well a very satisfactory day all round - an amazing uplift in the competition from 373 this morning (430 on Thursday) to 47 this evening.

Just wish I could have done the same with my real stocks

Baza

i'm with baza, leapt from 590 to 520 today. 70 places.!!!! i'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts....... it's only gonna collapse tomorrow.

You out of the doghouse then bos?

chocolat, you've lost me. when did i go in the doghouse?

Maybe you just lost that nagging feeling.

I am missing the daily dose of half naked women Bring them back

Baza

There you go ,,a beach babe '

that nagging feeling comes and goes. i shall have to wait for the next rehearsal to see if i did upset someone.

Right,
Starting the day in position 327 (afterbeing as high as 54 yesterday!!).
Feel a surge coming on by lunchtime and falling away again later in the day.
Lets do it!!!!!
Alan

alan, started today at 520. moved to 430 already. come on!!!!