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Coo-eeee I'm up, any tea left?

TIM I am sure if you are really worried Jeffie will happily put you in a germ-free container of some sort to keep you safe ;>)
Don't know who Coo-eee is but yes there's tea left.........

OK Lunch

Fillet steak, hot sauce (optional) jacket potato and salad or peas.
Salmon fillet with hollandaise sauce (optional) jacket tatty and salad or peas.
Jacket tatty peas or salad.
Peas with salad......

Lunch! Good idea, good menu too so I'll have the lot, please.

Save some for other Socs.

Any chilli sauce to go with the Salmon?

Vinegar goes nice with fish and I see the salmon has got no batter on it?

Certainly Not Socs! Batter is nasty stuff! :>0
Chilli sauce - yes if you want it Keaydian....on the counter....

I know that work is an alien word to you lot, but its thirsty work.

So pull me a guinness please wench

I see you are still waiting for the Guinness Jeff....LOL

I think Bunny has hopped off.
Several pints of Guinness lined up on the bar :-)

I think Jeff might be waiting a while for his Guinness ...... Anyway dont the belguins make some decent beer?

Spacie I'm sure they do but...... who are 'the belguins'.
It doesn't look right to me and I've drunk all that Guinness! LOL

I see that Jeff managed to survive the boil wash - it's a pity about the Bounty tea towels!

May have done TIM, but not sure he will survive when the "wench" catches him. lol

Morning all, its dark in Sevenoaks.

Turn the lights on then.

Morning all.

No sign of the wench then.

The Belguins do indeed make beer. Thats the only good thing about being in a hotel, you can feed a hangover in the morning with some fried nosh. Only downside is that the bangers are never any good.

hang on Jeffie I'll go look for it..........what is a 'wench' anyway?

Don't ask so many questions...just keep serving!

Oh OK then........(looks confused...)

Why is it that my wife had 'nothing to wear' last night when she has twice the wardrobe space I have. She doesn't need to iron anything she just puts it in there; it is so crammed full it gets automatically ironed. This morning she told me I had too many coats as she couldn't get one of hers in beside mine!