Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I am missing the daily dose of half naked women Bring them back

Baza

There you go ,,a beach babe '

that nagging feeling comes and goes. i shall have to wait for the next rehearsal to see if i did upset someone.

Right,
Starting the day in position 327 (afterbeing as high as 54 yesterday!!).
Feel a surge coming on by lunchtime and falling away again later in the day.
Lets do it!!!!!
Alan

alan, started today at 520. moved to 430 already. come on!!!!

Ah,
Not quite working out as I envisaged it. I've kinda moved down a little to 527.
As I see it, it is a strategic retractment from my earlier position, to consolidate my gains (?) before starting a full on assault on the 400's.
Alan

WWWWOOOAAAHHHH. Zooms back up to 325.
Jimmy is strangely quiet on this subject. ;-)
Alan

oh dear. back to 509. er........ i think i am performing a "strategic retractment". too!!

Sod the league. We should have a league just for afficianados of this thread. At least we'd have half a bloody chance!!

started at 47 - down to 53 - just had to get that in before I slide down the table again

Have just shorted P&O

Baza

Climbing, climbing. 313 now. Top 300 here we come!!!!
Alan

Anyway. Anyone else remember M et Mme Bertillion from French at school. M Bertillion est un douanier et il travail a Orly.
That was my entire knowledge of French. That and a dodgy fake newspaper called la francois aujourd hui.
Nostalgias not what it used to be.
Alan

You been hitting the babel button Alan?
Now see what you started

Bloody stuck up lot speaking in that filthy foreign, heathen lingo. And theres boz calling me pretentious!!
Pretentious! Moi?

533. bugger.
alan, we didn't have him , we had xavier going into shops and buying stuff. actually , my first crush was on the french teacher at primary school. i must have been about 8 or 9 and she looked like purdey from the new avengers, but with a big nose and tons of make-up. it was a very strange feeling , sitting there in short pants and a hard on.....

Oh no. Back to the scaffolding again eh Choc?

Nam

YOUR FRENCH TEACHER HAD SHORT PANTS AND A HARD ON? Shit, I thought I went to a dodgy school.
My French teacher was a German woman (explains a lot) called Ursula Smart, who was the wife of TV sports presenter Mike Smart, and as a spooky co-incidence, my English Teacher, Mrs Gration was the wife of TV sports presenter Harry Gration!!
Alan

Mmm je l'aimerais bien

Don't tell me they had a son called Confla.
And a daugther Emmy?

LOL

Harry Gration? Shut That Door, Everard!

Couldn't resist. Soft Southerners probably mistake him for the up t' North presenter.

Where I come from Lad, Tetley's is BEER not Tea!

Nam