CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I shall miss my drum kit, not a lot.

Jeffers, you really must look around a bit more. The tea urn is being descaled so fresh tea was in the tea pot under the tea cosy on the counter. Oddly enough it was close by the sign that said "FRESH TEA HERE". The table where the papers are normally put is being re-polished today so the papers were on the side counter next to the tea pot. Also the old fridge is empty, the new fridge next to it is full of food. The old fridge is being collected today for recycling.


Good morning all.

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Socs, the place looks lovely thanks for the refresh. I love the fact that the new fridge cand hold about 200 boxes of Haddock Fish Fingers.

MORNING KEAYDIAN.....

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All I wanted was Chicken tonight.

Will this afternoon be alright?

Yeh

I'll put some in the microwave to defrost...several pints of Guinness on the bar to put you on :-)

Quiet in here at the weekends. All pushed off to watch the Six Nations, I'll be bound. Didn't there used to be be a big plasma TV in the corner?

MM Plasma is still there its just that most of us spend the weekends asleep in the hammocks!

Oh, is it time to wake up?

Na, not yet. zzz zzz zzz

Oh, oh, the dustmen are outside, hide quick!

Yes it is!
Sun is shining, make the most of it chaps, soon Winter will be done, we will be in Spring and then Summer and you know what they means....rain!
Tea's ready, danish warming and some nasty white bread toast for Spacie ;>)

But I'm sleeping in the trash Socs.

Goodbye Keaydian.

Stop stop stop. I'm in the trash can.

Stop!
Oh Socs you can't do that!
(running after said man with dustbin....)

I didn't do anything. We have all these lovely hammocks and Keaydian chooses to sleep outside in the wheelie bin, you pays your money and you takes your chance.