Please accept my apologies for the problems we have had this afternoon. We will be working to resolve any residual problems and will of course investigate what has caused this today.
I have just returned from an extended holiday in Dubai and was looking forward to the sort of lucrative trading to which I have become accustomed; in the middle of doing some fantastic dealing (normal for me) MAM has an "unplanned outage" as a result of which I lost out on the profit to which I have become accustomed. I expect to be FULLY compensated for my loss. Please send a voucher for a McDonalds "The DeLuxe with bacon" and "Chunky chips" to my home address..................