Congratulations to the happy couple on behalf of everybody (I think) at Money AM !...
Ouf...now that's over let's get on with the funny bits.....I'm telling you now that there will be some serious crumpet at this bash ....and I bet old JC..(James Cameron) can't wait to get his teeth into some of the buffet froid at the knees up do afterwards....

Fred

We don't want to know how you project yourself , what you and Stan do in private is your own affair.

Is anything happening in the real world?

i wasn't going to watch but found myself easily sucked in .... we really do pageant and ceremony so very well and we don't get too many on this scale .... nice frock especially the train, even if i don't usually care for satin

Silk underpants for you then

I watched batman begins and then turned over for 5 minutes - the queen didn't even sing the national anthem :-)

Any person that finds negativity in this wedding cannot possess an ounce of romance in their soul!

wonder why skinny

yup - it was a lovely wedding; thought kate looked lovely and her sister especially; beatrice and eugenie their usual bovine and appallingly dressed selves i'm afraid

Dunno who these people are.
Is it over yet?

Aids,

You do seem anally fixated.

Try to have a nice day, I accept you can't help yourself.

Right skinny she did a Cheryl chav Cole.

I can't stand those two fat ginger daughters of Fergie, look like two pigs, and that stupid f****** hat who gets these people ready Elton John, yes he was there and his husband.

David Beckham turned out immaculate and stylish as usual.

All waiting for the kiss scene now, would prefer the bedroom one myself.

Probably go something like ,

"Oh William , would one care to give one one ?"



We having a big party in our pub tabby , starts at 4 all invited ... any excuse :-)

Dil... excuses...120 miles and...............Holidays are coming....holidays are coming....All your parties are in your Pub...dont you like clearing up?

Dil - similar here! cynic - she used to join in the singing on spitting image :-))

Poor old Fred , will someone tell him calling me Aids is not very witty.

" You do seem anally fixated." So would Stan be if you sat on his face with your fat crinkly bottom.

Is it over yet?
Can I come out of my hideaway yet?

Nope, get back in there!

Was I?

OH.
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Missed it all getting my tank loaded up and ready.

Just one little question:-

Did they sign Pre-nuptials.

Why would she..?

Because they have big parties at Buck House and they might steal her family's party supply business.

Just put the TV on and they're still at it.
Come back ground hog day, all is forgiven.

Pretty girl.

That Philip should keep his hands in his pockets.

Prince Phillip looks fit for a 90 year old still tall and upright