Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

what a lovely story, alan. just wiping away the tears. chocolat, my turn?

choc

found this for you , chocolat. make sure you turn it up nice and loud!!

It happened something like that, but he wanted my sister really, but she told him swivel. so my sister forced me on a date with him instead.and yes he has been a cheap skate ever since (mc Donalds) Oh and when he said to imagine Richard Gere in his uniform, he reminded me more of Mr Barroclough in Porridge.
H

alan, how old were you when you went prowling the markets chatting up 16 year old girls?

Now, now Boz,
I resemble that comment. (or should that read resent?)
I was the grand old age of 19. Actually, in my head, I still am 19, and always will be. I don't want to ever grow up.
At that age your still about 6 years short of working out what a shithole the world really is!!
Still waiting for your romantic reminisences, Boz.
Failing that you could just give us the wording you used in the advert that made your missus want to reply. ;-)
Alan

NEWSFLASH
George Best has just woken up in hospital. Doctors have already given him the bad news (he only has 1 hour left to live) and the good news (It's Happy Hour, doubles for the price of singles).
Alan

ok, ok, ok. i met my girlfriend in a club in bolton. she was chatting to her friend and i was trying to think of a good way to get her attention ........ then i saw an empty beer bottle on the floor near her. i took a run up and kicked it between her legs, raised my arms and shouted..."gollllaaaaazzzzzzzzooooooooooo!" i then stood there smiling , feeling proud. that was the first time she gave me that look. it still scares me when she gives me that look , only now it's hormonally charged as well!!!

Oh it was nice and loud alright - thanks bos

chocolat, glad you like.

Just home from the Roadhouse.
That was nice and loud too.

Wheeeeeeeee - there we go - having savoured the delights of the top 20 - albeit very briefly - big slide down to 136 this morning.

Now thats more like it

Morning All

Baza

A friend (yes I have one), told me last night that women are like a pack of cards.
You need a heart to love one, a diamond to marry one, a club to beat them to death and a spade to bury the buggers under the patio.
I've met his wife and I can understand his sentiments.
Alan

Coming at you Baza,
189 now after languishing in the deep 400's.
No doubt I'll join you on the downslope very shortly.
Alan

What more could a man ask for.
I'm now 163rd and Moneyplus is about to take me from behind!!! ;-)
Alan

alan, sounds like heaven!!

Its all over, Boz.
I'm out of the top 200, Moneyplus has taken me from behind, so I'm now relaxed and enjoying a cigarette.
Alan

Don't worry Alan I expect by the time you've finished your ciggie--I'll have fallen back again if my actual shares are anything to go by!!

Now 162 - and sliding - must buy more seo - thats the answer !!

What a spanking day!!!!!
Good day at the office, portfolio up nearly 3%, fantastic business lunch and come back to be placed 70 in the investors league.
It can't last. Watch some b&*^^&$d go and spoil it for me!!!
Alan