Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

ok, ok, ok. i met my girlfriend in a club in bolton. she was chatting to her friend and i was trying to think of a good way to get her attention ........ then i saw an empty beer bottle on the floor near her. i took a run up and kicked it between her legs, raised my arms and shouted..."gollllaaaaazzzzzzzzooooooooooo!" i then stood there smiling , feeling proud. that was the first time she gave me that look. it still scares me when she gives me that look , only now it's hormonally charged as well!!!

Oh it was nice and loud alright - thanks bos

chocolat, glad you like.

Just home from the Roadhouse.
That was nice and loud too.

Wheeeeeeeee - there we go - having savoured the delights of the top 20 - albeit very briefly - big slide down to 136 this morning.

Now thats more like it

Morning All

Baza

A friend (yes I have one), told me last night that women are like a pack of cards.
You need a heart to love one, a diamond to marry one, a club to beat them to death and a spade to bury the buggers under the patio.
I've met his wife and I can understand his sentiments.
Alan

Coming at you Baza,
189 now after languishing in the deep 400's.
No doubt I'll join you on the downslope very shortly.
Alan

What more could a man ask for.
I'm now 163rd and Moneyplus is about to take me from behind!!! ;-)
Alan

alan, sounds like heaven!!

Its all over, Boz.
I'm out of the top 200, Moneyplus has taken me from behind, so I'm now relaxed and enjoying a cigarette.
Alan

Don't worry Alan I expect by the time you've finished your ciggie--I'll have fallen back again if my actual shares are anything to go by!!

Now 162 - and sliding - must buy more seo - thats the answer !!

What a spanking day!!!!!
Good day at the office, portfolio up nearly 3%, fantastic business lunch and come back to be placed 70 in the investors league.
It can't last. Watch some b&*^^&$d go and spoil it for me!!!
Alan

Got your lottery ticket?

going down!!! 593.......i don't mind. hopefully , my ever-so-clever strategy of buying a mix of slow-steadies and potential jumpers will pay off!!!

Mines a blip, Boz. See you in the big numbers tomorrow. (Though I did finish at 41 today - so I will bask in my brief moment of glory before reality sets in and I end up nearly bankrupt)
Alan

This one's potentially green, bos

I never go anywhere without these

Hope it doesn't come to this though