Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I suppose a "mad cow disease" joke is next!

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fish, blood and bone is just good old organic shit - rather like being here - with a ratio of 5:5:6 (nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium)

Growmore is just the same. 7-7-7

And does not smell like fish,bone and blood.

Some of us prefer the smell of blood.



















Have a bit of black pudding.

Does anybody know how many UK, "European", or "non-Syrians" individuals have been killed in Syria during the last year?

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lol Tim, found this one as well

Tesco Horse Meat Burgers Prank Call - Dai Ling Ping

http://youtu.be/N-3OT7Tnk5I

Horse Meat and Tesco Burgers - Supermarket Stakes

http://youtu.be/f62Zk3DuS-w

horse meat is very nice better than beef indians eat rat and it is in there curries in london area.
sheep are dtry animals and you eat them the cleanist animal is the pig

'Curb population or nature will do it for us': Sir David Attenborough warns that mankind is becoming a 'plague on the Earth'
Sir David warned that the world must limit population growth
He made the comments in a frank interview with Radio Times
Television presenter is patron of the Population Matters charity


have been posting this for years the india pakistan are breeding out of control

makes a change from blaming the irish and the rest of the catholic world, let alone the chinese

time for another armageddon like WW1 followed by a flu epidemic as in 1918 ..... the black death killed off 30-40% of uk population (probably much the same in europe) and of course there were regular outbreaks thereafter .... for sure there was one in england as late as 1702

BBC (phone in on Radio 5 now) and gutter press commenting on Prince Harry. Pathetic.

the BBC should be sold off .

Congratulations to Georgie Boy and the C. for picking the right path.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21141201


22 January 2013 Last updated at 10:55


UK public sector borrowing rises slightly in December
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The government borrowed slightly more than expected in December, fuelling fears that the UK could lose its coveted AAA credit rating.

UK public sector net borrowing, excluding financial interventions, hit £15.4bn in December, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said.

That marked a small rise from the £14.8bn borrowed in December 2011.

The headline figure was slightly worse than expected - analysts had forecast borrowing of £15.2bn.

December's figure takes total borrowing so far this financial year, excluding a transfer of Royal Mail pension assets, to £106.5bn, some £7.2bn more than for the same period in 2011.

Investec economist Philip Shaw said he still expected the deficit to overshoot the Office for Budget Responsibility's forecasts from the Autumn Statement last year.

"There are no signs of progress in the public finances," he added.

However, a Treasury spokesman insisted that the economy was healing and said that the figures indicated a gradual recovery.

The pound fell against the euro immediately after the data was released - trading 0.2% lower at 1.1872 euros.
Negative outlook

The data showed that government receipts rose 3.6%, while spending grew 5.4% in December compared with a year ago.

The broader public sector net borrowing measure - which includes the cost of bailing out the UK's banks - rose to £13.2bn in December from £12.6bn a year ago.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.


I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.


I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.


I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.


I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.


I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.


Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.


One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!


I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there. Also some bad odors.



Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

We are in a similar club then stable - well written.