- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I think that Gausie was being sarcastic, Poochy. Haven't most people here been banned from the Fishy Place?

Afternoon all,hows tricks.

Afternoon DD, and may i say how lovely you look - great hair!

Yes folks, DD as very kindly sent us his picy and it is now viewable in the cafe gallery. I bet your boots it's how you thought he looked!!!


I can also announce that with pleasure and honour! the wonderful Spaceman with the help of Lambykins will be taking over the Tea Rooms towards the end of January with a new thread. I chose Spaceman because we both have the same daft humour and he likes jeff buckley? (mutley snigger) and i know
he will do it proud. I will still be posting and will be taking my poochy blanket and basket with me to this new abode. We will all need to help with the decorating. I still hope to do some investment games in line with the new place. :-) Poochy loves you all. x

Cheers goldie,glad to be in your hall of honour,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and the diet drink worked a treat.

Good Grief, Pooch! You might wait until Spaceman and Lambykins say that they WANT to take over the caff! Fait accompli or what?!

Priscilla, Spaceman and poochy have had a tea room board meeting this morning behind closed doors, and the take-over plans have been discussed. We had tea served with do'nuts. :-)

Sorry, Doggo, but the Memorandum and Articles of Association clearly state ...'no meeting can be convened nor Resolutions be legally recognized unless Lemon Drizzle Cake is served at said meeting.'

P.S. How much did you get, Pooch?

AFX News report: On rumours of a take-over shares in GDs Tea Rooms rose by almost 75% to 0.76p a share mid morning. The director of the Tea Rooms Sir GoldDog said 'that will buy me a can of Bods'. Trading in the tea room was excitable and at least 35 shares were bought by a mystery buyer. GoldDog will still own 30% of the tea room franchise whilst the other 70% remains in a box under the bar.

Is there going to be a party to mark the handover, Poochy? We like parties!!

Of course there will be a party. All the booze in the cellar needs to be used up. I'm sure Spaceman will want to start with fresh goods.

Hi all

Sorry been absent for a few days - finished moving house now. Get the keys for the renovation tomorrow so will be around a lot less.

Hope all are well - GD sorry to see you handing over the reins but im sure with spaceman it will be in safe hands (ps well done on the award)

Evening all.

Well what a day. Up on the roof for some final tasks before the scaffolding came down, then they took it all down and I saw my house again for the first time in 5 weeks, I had forgotten what it looked like.

Then I was called into an emergency meeting of the Tea Rooms management committee by GD, it seems the poor old dog has been ordered by the vet to get something sorted (he didn't say what but I think it might be in the waterworks department !) and that he wont be able to keep this place going much longer, he was pretty desperate poor thing so I agreed to try and help by taking over the day to day management in the new year. The vet had told GD that he needed the op early Jan but I am not free until later so after consulting the vet GD has be given the all clear to work into January.

As you can imagine this was all a bit of a shock for me but us spacemen are trained to be cool in all situations, I haven't had much time to think about the tea rooms and what to do with it. As far as I can see the place looks after itself pretty well and only occasionally does the management have to step in and take action, for example recently when some prat posted the work 'fucking', what an idiot.

Being a relative newcomer I don't feel its right to change much but for technical reasons we might have to start a new thread.

I am a bit concerned that my sense of humour and my tendency to be an anorak might cause problems but I hope that you will make allowances and let me know when I have overstepped the mark.

I have spoken to Lambykins and he has agreed to do what he can to help, he has suggested a few new rules :-

1) No talking about eating Lamb.
2) No woolly jumpers unless the wool comes from sheep in his family (showing his business sense there)
3) No other Lambs allowed on the management committee.
4) Lemon Drizzle cake to be available at all times.

I haven't made him any promises but at first sight these rules seem pretty sensible to me.

Oh 'eck, Spacie - looks like I'll be barred straight off then.

certainly not chocolat, your one of the tea rooms finest customers, the management would have to be mad to ban you !

But what if they are mad ;-)

Ditto Choccy. I was going to start knitting a poncho for my daughter tonight after I'd eaten my lamb chops.

:o)

Oh dear, I come home from days work and it's all change in the cafe. The world has gone mad, really. Lemon drizzle cake everywhere, where's the sherry trifle?

And what about "have you had a carol singer"? I never touched Carol Singer m'lud, she's making it all up.

Chocolat
Just let them try to bar you, I'll smuggle you in under my coat (thinks, that could be fun).

Hils, well he hasnt taken over yet so maybe you could finish them before the end of Jan?.

Anyway rules are made to be broken ;-)

That's good news, Space. I certainly like to break the rules.

:o)

Socs, You might want to put a motion for a new rule to the committee something like "The management will at all times ensure that the tea rooms has available sufficient quantities of the items listed on the condiments and cake list as approved annually by the food and ethics committee"

I'm not sure I'd be wanting Socks to put any motion on the table, Spacie..