- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Better the washers than the petrol tank Socs! hope it is just a pipe worked loose. Nice motors BM's. Last time I was in the garage one was on the ramp for service. It was a diesel, run quieter than my petrol Sierra.

Then most cars run quieter than Sierras

Mine doesn't run quieter than a Sierra. 2.8 litre burblemonster.

jj
I wouldn't stay at a hotel that charged for parking. They want my business, they provide the facilities.

Opto, pour one for moi please; suddenly had an urge for crumpets with Lurpak oozing [my favourite word] out of every pore.
I'll have two crumpets; one just with a quarter inch of Lurp and one with Lurp & clear honey!!!
It'll make a hell of a mess but I just don't care!! I'm on my own so if it drizzles down my polo shirt then tough, I'll get 'Brandy No Nuts' our
American Rag Doll cat to lick it orf.

Talking of 'No Nuts'; in Mrs lw's continued UK absence I gave him a haircut this week.
He's a very long haired breed and as it was so hot I thought it would be kind to take some hair away. He always come running a couple of times a day for a good scrape with a comb which removes handfulls of hair so I really went to work with the scissors, particulaly under his belly.
He now resembles a 'punk-cat', as, a hairdresser I'm not!

Mrs.lw will not be amused but 'No Nuts' is probably a darn sight more comfortable; in any event he hasn't complained!
As I said, I just don't care!!

MINT SAUCE & REDCURRANT JELLY WITH NICE THICK GRAVY.......OOOOHHHHHHH...UUUGGGHH....LUVVLLYY JUBBLLYY

Well you will never believe what happened to me? I was up on the roof helping Spaceman and I fell asleep, anyway when I woke up Spaceman was gone and so was the scaffolding. I spent 3 days and nights up there before he realised and he got the fire brigade in to get me down, they whisked me of to hospital as I was suffering from hyperthermia and I spent a night in casualty recovering.

I don't know why Spaceman posted all that stuff about me being with another woman and being drunk, its all lies I would never let Mrs Lambykins down.

Anyway the nice consultant has just been round and said I am free to go home and see Mrs Lambykins and the new twins.

And it's good morning from me

Morning LW Crumpets with Lurpak that sounds good this morning, hope you can get these (not very healthy foods) down your way. I like them on these damp dismal mornings, don't suppose you remember those mornings very well :-)
Tea poured crumpets in two mins.

Morning Chocs, finished those cards.

Nope :)

You must do a lot of cards :-)

Lurpak! I hope that is not some artificial rubbish. I only use English butter, the real stuff. I use real milk too, none of this skimmed rubbish. I think I'll make a pot of tea.

opto - the works ones were easy..

opto
Was that a comment or an instruction?

Only comments to ladies Socs :-)

Socs
Wiggie suffering again today

Looks like Wiggie is going back to the penny share status. Will it survive?

Afternoon.

Congrats to Mrs Lamb.

I think wiggy as a cold jeffers.

I should've congratulated Mrs L earlier.

Oh yes, I forgot - tasty looking lambs, those

Hilary, Glad to see you making so many friends on the Sey thread. (mutley snigger), but don't be so nasty to our Fundy! we all like our Fundy. If this fighting continues i shall have to give you a good spanking. (brings back good memories)

Chocy, yes very yummy.