- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Morning T-I-M!
I'm off for a while but will return a little later on,
fridge is stocked - help yourselves! :>)

Any chance of lunch today?

I didn't get any yesterday after my two requests were turned down and everything else had been eaten or got burnt before I could make a third choice!

A large glass of the house claret is in order, methinks. Can I get a basket of chips as well?

The Gospel according to Chav by David Thomas

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (Wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend called Joe,
innit? He's does joinery an' that. Mary lives wiv 'im in a crib dahn
Nazaref
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like: "Oo you lookin' at?"
Gabriel just goes: "You got one up the duff, you 'ave"
Mary's totally gobsmacked. She give it to 'im large. "Stop dissing me,
yeah?
I ain't no Kappa-slappa. I never bin wiv no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin, Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an'
that.
She's like: "Orright Mary, I can proper feel me bay-bee in me tummy and
I reckon I'm well blessed. What with the extra benefits an' that."
Mary goes: "Yeah, I spose you're right."
Anyway, there's the census, y'naaa? Mary an' Joe ain't got no money
so they have to twock a donkey, an' go dahn Beflehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee
an' that.
But there ain't no room in the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an'
enter into this garridge, only its filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an'
that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on
their 'eads. They're like "Respect, bay-bee Jesus", an' say they're wise
men from the East End.
Joe goes: "if you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein and
Myrhh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidad an' Burberry?"
It's all abaht to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got
another message from this Lord geezer. He's like: "The police is coming
an' they're killing all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt."
Joe goes: "You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a
minging donkey."
Gabriel sez: "Suit yerself, pal. But it's yours look-aht if you stay."
So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killing the first born an'
its safe an' that.
Then Mary an' Joe an' Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water
into lager.

Amen..... wotever..!

holy copy and paste robin

MM - Chips, I think we can manage that for you.
T-I-M you only have to ask and we will get you lunch, assuming
you are not asking for an item we do not serve of course!
;>)

More tea I think - its' all looking far more RED...
:>(

Yes please I'll have a cup Bunny, getting tired of waiting for the pre Christmas, end of year boom to arrive, so will resort to drinking tea and eating any available goodies.

Available goodies arriving now Opto:
Latest mince pies for appraisal,
A batch of cheese straws that need testing,
and some prawn, chicken and mushroom vol-a-vents again for testing,
honey and whisky glazed ham again for testing..
so if you're happy to play guinea-pig, you're in luck!
(the run up to Xmas is always good for the inhouse testing dept!)

That's a good start there Buns :-)

I'd reserve judgement if I were you until you've done some
taste testing Opto! LOL

Should I play safe and test one product at a time?

The mince pies are terrific, but we need custard and extra thick double cream.

I am fed up with all the red drinks - something blue please. Maybe the colour will rub off on my portfolio!

Blue bulbs on the Fairy lights please.

Blue bulbs coming up and I can always pop a squirt of blue
food colouring into your glass T-I-M - there you go! A pretty
shade of bluebell!!! :>)

Now then Opto - be brave LOL!

Nothing like comfort food eating on a bad day so shall enjoy testing one of those mince pies with a nice cup of tea..... plenty of tea in pot for those that want or shall I pour you a Shiraz bunny ....... to match your portfolio, of course :-(

Mince pies? Yes please!

Cream, brandy butter or custard?

Shiraz would be great - about to look at the current prices
only BLT, CTT and FCCN (shock, horror LOL) were showing blue earlier.
How's things for you JJ?
Mince pies for Snowie on their way!

Off to make dinner now, thanks for your constant efforts in looking after our virtual culinary needs Bunny. Have a nice weekend all.

Whoopee, Socco is on his hols. Break out the VC, it's celebration time.

little willie
Cheltenham has changed quite a bit. Cavendish house is still there, part of House of Fraser Group (HOF), even more up market now, posh frocks etc. The Chinkie has gone, 'talian now amongst others. The posh frock shop, Madame something or other, sold out and is new a less exclusive emporium, still frocks & handbags. The shop front is listed so they could not 'modernise' it into banality like so many other places.