CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Thank god normal service is resumed.

Bunny, I know I am late but can I have chips please :-)
Afternoon Jeff

Are gammon steaks supposed to still have the legs attached?

I am even later but can I have gammon with chips and gravy please? or has it all gone?

All gone? Not even arrived!

Where am I?

One minute I'm getting out the pool going back to my bin to get changed, the enxt I'm in dodge city.

Oy, who put my wallet through the washing machine? All my cash has gone blue!

Sorry chaps - Yes to all orders - just getting organised in the warren to watch the footie :>)
Don't worry Socs it still looks legal - tell you what I'll nip down the shops now and test it for you - back in a while................

(hops out door post haste!)

Too late Bunny, already sent them off to the Bank of England for exchange. What you grabbed are a few sheets of blue toilet paper, I hope the shops don't think you are trying to fleece them (sheep joke for Lambykin's benefit).

I'll hang the wallet on the line to dry it out. Oddly enough, the cashpoint card and credit cards work fine. It's all good, clean fun.

Bail Request
400 carrots or 50 for the release of S.Bunny residing at The Warren Employed at Lambie's Coffee House.

(zzz zzz zzz zzz)

I've only got two carrots, will that do?

I've got 75p left, any help?

Eh?

(zzzz zzzz zzz zzz)

(ring-ring-ring-ring)

(coffee shop answer phone comes on)

HELP!! The floor is concrete and I can't burrow out and as for 2 carrots and 75p all I can say is you just wait until I get out of here! Wake keaydian up someone, I have a reserve carrot horde under his mattress! Pronto chaps!

(zzz zzz zzz zzz)

Eh?

(bleep bleeep)

Someone's left a message on the answer phone.

(Play) HELP!! The floor is concrete and I..............

Answerphone: Message deleted, you have no new messages.

(zzz zzz zzz zzz )

(grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Just ordered a lorry load of carrots for bunny, we cant afford to lose her ....

Should be here soon.

There are here, tuck in bunny

Thank you Spacie and for you there will be haddock fish fingers for lunch and the rest of you, well you're self-catering for the day! :>0