OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Eh? Oh sorry, was enjoying my custard and jam too much :0)

(rattle tat tat) (rattle tat tat)

Wake up!

(Yawn)

(Stretch)

Eh?

Breakfast ready yet???

Breakfast!

Breakfast is for wimps, you want to man up a bit.

Brunch?

Brunch!

No, wait for lunch. Now, on you get.



We'll start you off on a nice comfortable walking pace of 5kph

(Puff, pant) Can I get off yet?

Oops, where did they come from?

Look everyone, I've accidentally handcuffed Kim to the running machine.

Lets crank it up a bit shall we? How about 7 kph, nice pace where walking isn't quick enough and jogging is to fast, a nice happy in between.

:O)

(Puff, pant, gasp) Aaaagh, my nose is itching!!!!! I've only got one hand free and I daren't let go. Heeeeeelp!

Ha ha ha ha, faster you dog, faster.

Eeeek! aaaaaaargh! Aha! wait just a minute thar! (Does neat somersault over handles and lands on floor) Hahaha!

I'll leave you to it then.

Key to the cuffs are in Bunny's flour jar........out of reach, cherio

(Struggle, heave, drag...puff,pant)

Nnnnnggn, uuuuuurrrrgh (Scrape, drag) If I could just reach that pole, (puff, pant) Aah! got it! Now, just a poke or two should get that flour jar off the shelf. (Nudge, jab) Weyhey! (Flump) Pfffthpp! (Splutter) Achoooo! Oh,oh. :o(

I'm back.

Oh Gawd! Keaydian what are you doing torturing Kim!! :>0
Sit down Kim, you poor thing, I'll get you a cuppa......

Thanks Bunny. Sorry about the flour :o(

Sweep it up is what I say.

And being a man known for being as good as his word Keaydian - here's a broom ;>)

Well I would of course, but I can't find the key to the handcuffs in all this flour!