Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Have a good one 3m.

Gosh I Love your sense of humour - shame we live hundreds of miles away.

Q Why do Findus Lasagne ready meals make you fat?

A Because they are full of Shergar!

OK won't change the day job.

Tesco has confirmed that horsemeat has been detected in its Everyday Value Spaghetti Bolognese, which was taken off shelves last week.

connected but different .... i was in waitrose and purely out of idle curiosity, i lookd at the creme fraiche ..... surely just cream + some acidity to create ..... hahaha! .....

the natural french one was effectively just that

waitrose (essential line) - pasteurised milk, pasteurised cream, pectin, stabiliser, emulsifier and a couple of e numbers for good measure .... no bullshit!

Well you wouldn't want bullsh*t, would you?

Skinny,

Don't talk too soon, until the full test results are out, we have no idea exactly what is in some of these meals.

Mind you, if bullsh*t was found to be an ingredient, the FSA would still put out a statement saying there is no risk to public health, after all governments have been feeding us bullsh*t for years!

Very true Greek!

Looks like someone isn't too impressed!

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forget the ready meals
what about these filthy take aways you could be eating shit and rotten meat
any one who eats the shite must hate there body

curries full of rotten meat and fat and dyes no wonder more people are dieing of cancer

back in your box MrT
perhaps we should re-christen you as Ruprecht

cynic the truth hurts ,
curries from indian and the others
you have not a clue to what they put in them
have you ver been in there back lock up

as i ran a restaurant for 7 years, for sure i have more real experience than you as to what happens behind the scenes and also with the local EHO - very helpful they are too

if you choose to eat in the backstreets of cairo or even bolton or glasgow, then it is entirely up to you, and you should not be surprised if they do not have the same hygiene standards as amaya or chutney mary et al

as always, you make the most stupid sweeping statements and just show yourself up as the total plonker you indeed are

cynic best joke in along time .

i tell so many good ones (mainly one-liners), so which this time?

how are the polish car cleaners doing all six of them cleaning 60 cars a day to get the min wage and still paying no tax and claiming benefits for housing and the kids
useing bthe services that they have paid nothing in .
travel hundreds of miles to clean cars . amazing skill

and all those cars in yor small town amazing ever one must have at least 4 cars

idiot .... can't even answer your own previous question
now be a good boy Ruprecht and go back to your cell where you can bang away at your saucepan with that nice wooden spoon

Cynic,

You do value yourself highly.

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Have a look at the % of faeces allow in various spices.

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Another, interesting type food which I have consumed an unreasonable amount of are various "continental" sausages and salami etc..

Check on the ingredients of many two see the number of donkeys to pig or other ingredients.

Look for ane or annes to see the proportions.

Cynic,


I will think of you as Manuel from now on.

8-)