Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Cynic,

I thought a little more time in the pub might mellow you.

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My parents, allowed me and supported my education, and also enable many of my "follies", I have done the same for my children, who have sufficient incomes to sustain themselves and responsibilities.

Although, I am grateful for my financial inheritance from my parents, but wished that they had been less frugal and spent more on themselves in their last years.

I encouraged them to do so and wished they had.

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My children would not be offended by how I, or my wife leave the disposal of our "values" on our deaths. They, like I, would make no claim on predecessors for their own comforts of life.

In probability, after donations by my wife to "groups" of her interest, any residue would go to my grandchildren for any help needed in their development.




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would hate to mellow even further ..... that's one reason i rarely take sugar :-)

"i have a pub next door to my office, but i have never been in it, and indeed i probably only go to a pub 5/6 times a year" Judging by the tone of some of you posts on here I wouldn't be surprised to hear that you have been banned.

life is full of surprises then isn't it!
i have only ever been banned from singing at the rugby club, when i played - too badly out of tune even for there!

I have an office next door to my pub.

How very convenient -):

Anyone fancy a nag sandwich? http://www.exoticmeats.co.uk/horse-meat.html

First ever Hancock's half hour just starting on R4 extra.

Got it!

Hard to believe that it is 59 years old!

No, surely not?

Yep - 1954.

My word!

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And your point is?

you can not beat a bit of banter .
well i have just come back from visting my brother they have given him a few weeks to live

that's not fun news, and i'll most assuredly refrain from making any smartarse comments ..... hope he's not in pain at least

he is in great spine cancer and also other places he is 78 but till a month a go fit as a fiddle
thank you cynic it brings home what life is

Tanker
Sorry.

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I would like to die with something like these flippancy on my lips.

My wife, who is looking over my shoulder says that it is possible.

Jesus, that look again.

8-)





"John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on Nov. 15. He sadly misses family and friends.

John Le Mesurier

Death announcement dictated by the British actor to his wife, which ran in the Times of London."

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"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Brendan Behan

Last words to nun on his deathbed."

Sorry to hear that Tanker, I've had 2 friends die of bone cancer, the one saving grace (if there is such a thing) was that both died within weeks of being diagnosed.



Spike Milligan :- "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite"