Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Tanker
Sorry.

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I would like to die with something like these flippancy on my lips.

My wife, who is looking over my shoulder says that it is possible.

Jesus, that look again.

8-)





"John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on Nov. 15. He sadly misses family and friends.

John Le Mesurier

Death announcement dictated by the British actor to his wife, which ran in the Times of London."

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"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Brendan Behan

Last words to nun on his deathbed."

Sorry to hear that Tanker, I've had 2 friends die of bone cancer, the one saving grace (if there is such a thing) was that both died within weeks of being diagnosed.



Spike Milligan :- "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite"

skin thanks he as lost 2 stones in a month

Sorry to here that Tanks, very bad news.

You should have one of my brothers.


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Forgot, I only have one.

Sincere condolences TANK.

Hi Stan,

Problem now days is if you buy horse meat, can you be sure you get what you are paying for, it might be contaminated with beef.

LOL

Now that's something that I hadn't thought about G/M -):

Dow down 35, footsie up 38, is that right or is it not? we normally follow them.

All this talk about horse meat in the burgers makes me wonder what they are putting in the sausages!

Hmmm! I wonder if they would shrink when cooked!!!!!

Are you sure thats a sausage in that pack .lol

That looks a rude sausage. :-)) thats not a sausage.

certainly would if dipped in a bucket of ice

Sorry to hear about your brother Tanker, one can only hope they (the medical profession) can keep some of the pain away and that he does not suffer for long.

Good to see Cameroon is keeping his word to Murdoch.

Bloody hell missed pankake day............yesterday.

About time U got me up to date mate.

now then, who was prattling about how lousy the uk's stance was on dealing with recession through austerity measures etc etc, and how the eu economies were knocking socks off the uk's through a softer policy? ...... come on, come on; hold your hand up!!

German and French economies contract sharply
Europe’s two largest economies, Germany and France, both shrank markedly in the last three months of 2012, suggesting the eurozone has slipped deeper into recession and throwing a first quarter recovery for the bloc into doubt.
The German economy contracted by 0.6 per cent on the quarter, official data showed on Thursday, its worst performance since the global financial crisis was raging in 2009. France’s 0.3 per cent fall was also slightly worse than expectations.
Worryingly for Berlin, it was export performance – the motor of its economy – that did most of the damage.
“In the final quarter of 2012 exports of goods declined significantly more than imports of goods,” the German statistics office said in a statement.
Back revisions to the French figures showed its output fell by 0.1 per cent in each of the first and second quarters of 2012, meaning the country has already experienced one bout of recession in the past 12 months.