Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

semi-breve, middle c...........doh

Morning all. The Jamie Oliver of the threads here (in other words I'm an annoying little prick, with a fixation for salads).
Managing to bum out on the fantasy league again but what the hell. In the real world its all looking glorious!!!!
Happy days.
Alan

blimey, alan. you shouldn't put yourself down like that!! maybe anthony worrall-thompson but certainly not jamie oliver!!

always rains on my day off. what a miserable, bleeding day. and i've got to see the dentist later.

Ouch

Not raining here Bos - you should get a dentist down south !!!!

going from left to right, i think no's 1, 2 and 4 will be used, as well as the drill. and an injection. so, if my typing is strange later , it's because one side of me is numb!!

where's jimmyb gone?
not heard off wilbs for a while. has he started his holiday? words of encouragement and some good advice, all in one.

I'll lend you my pink tommee tippee bib then

Time for fun.
Go to Google.co.uk , type in the search word failure and click I'm feeling lucky.
I wet myself with what came up.
Alan

lol. very true.

I wonder whether he knows ??

robbin' bastard!!! at least dick turpin wore a bloody mask!!!! 80 just for 2 check ups. no wonder he drives a brand new merc!!!

Now I'm confused.
My dentist wears a mask, but he's never asked me to stand and deliver.

My Gynaecologist did!!!

For the seriously bored out there. Try the test to see if you are an idiot.

Idiot test

chocolat, posh dentist, doesn't deal with nh plebs, so no need to wear a protective mask. also, he would look silly dressed like this

alan, that was crap!

Yeh Alan

I said it was for the seriosly bored, not that it was any good.
But try the I feel lucky experiment on google using the word stupid and enjoy the most pointless but diverting and entertaining site a sick mind would ever want!
Alan