CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Keaydian
If you want a butty, you come and get it. I'm just too busy to go waiting on people hand and foot.

...and none of this naked friday business either, or I shall have to bring in my ex SAS pal to keep order and instill a little discipline. I warn you now she is over six foot, and that is her width not her height! Her nickname is Leather Lil and she insists it is because of the texture of her skin, but I'm not so sure, I think it may be more to do with her hobbies.

Nice and warm here today, I'll get some posh ice cream in for our regulars.

I'm not scared.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(splosh)

That's a coincidence, that's exactly what Big Feller the lumberjack said, may he rest in peace.

Morning, sorry call it brunch LOL
Danish, croissants, tea and coffee folks and NO grits.
been busy painting anti-burgarly paint on a gate top - disgusting stuff, like painting on a cross between tar and treacle!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Where's my bacon butty?

Any tar and treacle tart available?

Good morning stockbunny (just)...Wowee that must be a rough area you live, if even the paint gets knicked.

LOL Kayak 1/2 a tin of the 'goooo' left if you fancy some in a sarnie ;>)
Bacon butty......I'll get the grill on..........

BL - it's a tad rough round the edges sadly, I wish 'em luck if they try and nick this stuff LOL

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So how does the paint work stockbunny?

It doesn't dry so if they try and grab the top of the gate to climb over they can't grip and end up with a lovely handful of disgusting gooo - think greasy pole and Its A Knock-Out years ago LOL

Your bacon thingie is ready Keaydian :>)
Nice bit of salad with chicken tikka and either nan or rice...

LOL, sounds like fun. You be careful of your fur stockbunny, otherwise you could have a bad hare day.

Coming


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (splosh)

LOL BL :>)

(CHUMP CHOMP CHUMP)

Sorry about this my friends but Leather Lil has just jumped into the pool. The tidal wave has swamped half the garden and it will take about two hours to refill the pool.

and a further 2 hours to get Leather Lil to leave Keaydian alone LOL