Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Look what I just found

you nibbling again?

Just when I thought I was stuffed.

like this?

Nah

juste one mor waifer thain meent

Mr. Creosote's Dinner

I need another strawberry after that

Mmm that's better

Topped with some of this

here you go.

Where's that then.

sorted

Wow
scerummie

alan, i have to say i was a little annoyed at your post. you accuse ii of twisting things around and then go and do the same thing yourself!! there is nothing untoward going on with chocolat and myself. put simply, i like her strawberries and she likes my cream. now, not even your sordid mind could find anything wrong with that!!!!!!!!

Sounds perfectly innocent to me, Boz.
I apologise!!
Alan

thank you, sir!!

Dear Board,
I wish to offer my humblest apologies to Boz and chocolat for the completely unfounded allegations in one of my previous posts. I apologise unreservedly for my suggestion that Boz is a pervert with a psychotic fixation for fruits and whipping (cream) and that chocolat is feeding his sordid desires for discussions about carnal desires in the kitchen.
I now understand this relationship to be purely cullinary with absolutley, and let me be absolutely clear on this so no-one can misunderstand me, no reference whatsoever to erotic bodily parts or functions.
Nobody should be misled, as I was, by the possible double entendres posted by either party and no clue to the sexual machinations of a sick mind can be inferred by references to dressing up as dentists, highwaymen or the wearing of masks.
I withdraw all accusations of impropriety and leave the board to decide for itself on the motivations of my very innocent and pure friends, Boz and Chocolat.

Hope that clears it up, Boz.
Alan